Baby's First Post, or Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner!

I haven't had a blog in years. I also haven't read other's blogs in a while. I need to get myself reading and writing more often, so I figured this would be a good place to start.

My name is Tiffany, and I've been posting on BL sporadically since 2000. I hope I can con some of you poor suckers to read de shite from my noggin.

Sometimes poignant, sometimes meandering, sometimes ridiculous; scratch that: often ridiculous - I promise to be all this, and more!

Now, off to the races, but I'll be back. Gotta go kick kittens and punt babies (that's code for doing my dishes - it's going to get violent, as I think some things might be living in the bottom of the pile. I have problems staying motivated to do dishes, but maybe a few battle scars might do the trick). I'll be back to vent about the concerts I've been to this weekend; people have been pissing me off lately, which guarantees a vehement diatribe in the near future.

 

I get really lazy when it comes to washing dishes too. In fact, I think I'd rather buy a whole new set of plates, cups and cutlery than wash the pile of dirty ones. I'm sure it's home to all kinds of strange bacteria and undiscovered life forms.

 

Thank fuck for dishwashers! Even though mine is an old noisy and wasteful piece of shit from 1985 I'm still super glad to have it. Someday I'll have enough pennies saved up to get one that would allow me to have an indoor-voiced conversation while it runs. Someday.

Welcome to Blogs mealtech. I seem to recall reading some of your posts quite a while ago, but very little about you.

 

^ Dishwashers make things slightly easier, but there's still the matter of loading and unloading the dishwasher, which I tend to be just as lazy about.

 

God I wish I had a dishwasher. I would really enjoy that. If only I could train my dog to wash dishes...

Things like audible conversations are low on my list of priorities. I rent my pad, so I'm sure as hell not going to buy a dishwasher.

Thanks for the comments, guys. I like writing, so I figure this is a good place to start.

 

You can get little counter-top dishwashers apparently. They're not too expensive, and are great for renters.

I like reading, so seeing more writers around is great!