OMG Fuckin LEAN. AND FUCKIN LEVERAGING. AND VALUE MAPPING. (They dont have any values, apart from whether to choose mahaogany or chrome trimmings in their mercs) THAT SHIT MAKES ME RAGE. One size/one solution fits all. DOES IT FUCK. I think i know the huge corp u mean. I cant write any more, they are seriously hot on threatening libel.

ZE GESTAPO VILL NOT ALLOW IT.
Id wring the neck of the arsehole who thought LEAN. (it wasnt you was it knock

) Our new lean processes take ten times longer to complete than the previous one did.8( Seriously. Hoe devoid of sense do you have to be to become management.
Get out of your Merc for 30 mins and spend time with a worker.(This company has about 12 layers of mangers and 1 layer of actual workers. Wheres the emoticon for spewing)
I agree with PP about intelligence potentially being threatening stuff. I consider myself bright,not very bright,nor a little bit average, just bright is fine. I thought the manager was thick as shit was thick. Im not threatened by very bright people i love listening to them, as long as their aim isnt to tear me to shreads.
She once asked me to do 2 tasks simultaneously that both required 100 % concentration - like writing 2 reports on 2 machines, usinfg both hands, 2 KEYBOARDS, AND 2 BRAINS PRESUMABLY at the same time. Fuckin Clueless and Mental. SO GLAD IM OUT. Id rather live on dry bread than go back there. Iwish id reported her for that one. Snitching is not realy my way of doing things though, although the 'team' is now riven by splits, cliques, snitches and animosities. The snitches print out peoples private face book pages and show them to HR.8(
At least 3 of the staff in theat dept are on SSRIs
What a messed up world we (I) creaTE FOR MYSELF/
Im obviously very bitter ATM, wont be hanging on to that for long. Will be moovinbg on to a better life. You cunts. (the corporations)
RANT OVER FOR THE DAY. SORRY FOLKS. Nothing like a good rant to start the day.