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Autofellatio is a real thing???

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cmithcell89

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I had grown up always hearing the joke of "if guys could suck their own dicks they would never leave the house!". I always thought it was a funny/mythical type thing. Hell I won't lie, I have even wished that guys could do it just so that I could tell them "you do it yourself" if I didnt feel like it. Haha


Well i was reading on wordpress and came across an article that shows that this is not just possible, but it has history. Am I the only one that had no clue this was even possible???


Warning: the article is NSFW as it actually shows a guy achieving it!


http://selfsucking.wordpress.com/
 
Even if I could I would still want a woman to do it. I don't even know if I could get myself off like that.
 
Dystopia35 said:
Even if I could I would still want a woman to do it. I don't even know if I could get myself off like that.
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I would think a guy would only go through that much trouble if he was absolutely desperate. It looks like he has practiced a lot to be able to do it by the look on his face. haha
 
I imagine it would feel humiliating to be able to suck yourself off.. I don't know why as I can't.. but I won't lie, I've tried haha.

One of my favourite comedians, Bill Hicks, said this about it..

"I asked that question once ["Are there actually women in the world who do not like to give blowjobs?"] and a woman yelled "Yeah, you ever try it?" I said "Yeah. Almost broke my back." It's that one vertebra, I swear to god it's that close. I think that's the next thing to go in our next evolutionary step. Just a theory, and a fervent prayer! And now all the guys are going, "Honey, I have no idea what he's talking about," ...but guys, you know what I'm talking about. I can speak for any guy here tonight: guys, if you could blow yourselves? Ladies, you'd be here alone right now...watching an empty stage"
 
There was a kid in school who could autofellate. I remember him demonstrating one Saturday morning.
Later in life I met a man who could autofellate by climbing into the bath and bending himself double between the sides of the bath.
Sure it's possible, but is it rewarding?
 
Autofellatio is a real thing. Fucking Google it. Or check it out on Tumblr (I have a Tumblr blog.) http://selfsuck.tumblr.com/

If I could suck myself off, dude.......in a fucking heartbeat. Unfortuantely, I cannot. Yes, I have tried. Not limber enough - nor is my dick long enough. But I HAVE jerked off into my own mouth.
 
I could suck my own dick if I wanted. I did plow pose in yoga and totally hand my junk on my mouth, although I was wearing shorts, but if I could be naked I could.

I don't really want to though.
 
Later in life I met a man who could autofellate by climbing into the bath and bending himself double between the sides of the bath.
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I did this when I was a kid.. first time i cum.. surprised me :\
 
LOL I mean its like you can see on his face "Oh my God I can't believe I am having to do this to myself". As a girl, I could never date this guy and would likely need to make sure any of my friends knew about the picture before they dated them too.
 
Out of curiosity, would certain drugs allow him to be loosened up enough to be able to bend that far?
 
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