"Australiana"
In all of my life I've never been to a place with so many bald heads and beards,
Where the people are yobbos who winge about abbos and spend all day drinking cold beers,
Where the dole is our income and beer is our life,
With one million kids and one lonely old wife,
Australia the land of promise and hope,
With one million smack heads and a lotta good dope!
By Luchia
In all of my life I've never been to a place with so many bald heads and beards,
Where the people are yobbos who winge about abbos and spend all day drinking cold beers,
Where the dole is our income and beer is our life,
With one million kids and one lonely old wife,
Australia the land of promise and hope,
With one million smack heads and a lotta good dope!
By Luchia
