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FaTz

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No this DOESN'T belong in the Forum Words...
It sparked from Mr.Puff's rap/poem...

Here's mine. Feel free to add and let's try keeping a storyline/song/rap/poem thingy going...

Coming online readin some crap
I reach for the toaster
Jump in the bath
On with the tap

You've got Unsquare takin
all those awesome snaps
You've got SLR talkin about
front and back cracks

There's post whore's ahoy
13.80 posts' per day
THere's people like KB
Who just won't admit there gay ( ;) hehe, sorry dude)

There's good old pop
With his crazy fiending ways
Rock up on a Friday night
End up stay for 3 days

Theres COTB & Duckboy
My Fav couple on Bluelight
Doing party lines on there table
There's no finer delight ;)

There's this one great guy
I reckon he's a top bloke
He's in fucking Sydney
Come back here Keystroke

Thiers freaky Treehuggers
That dance and do Thai Chi
There's lots' of Short people
Like Iamtha1 and KRC

There's tall people too
Like Witch doc, Ducky and 1234
There's this annoying girl tho
I think she's a Whore...

There's really kind people
So nice, kind and just Blah
The biggest nicest i can think of
Is good old Lah Lah

And so I'm almost finished
For all it's crappy worth
Curently I'm chatting
To old Miss A.Smurf

There's little SLM
Talkin about finger lickin...
And there's annoying old me
Who love's his roast chicken

And so I'll be leaving
All of your here
Whilest I go to the fridge
And get me a beer
 
can i feel free to say that your meter is off, your grammar is arse and that this really does belong in 'Words' so people can sycophantically cater to you there?

sidenote: this is worse than rebecca cartwright's poem to hewitt.

yes, it eats anal cavity that badly.
 
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preacha said:
can i feel free to say that your meter is off, your grammar is arse and that this really does belong in 'Words' so people can sycophantically cater to you there?
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you can feel free to say whatever you want, that's the beauty of this world.

edit: on second thougths, free speech is not always a beautiful thing, but it's still somewhat rad.
 
Yeah, um, this really does belong in Words. I'm sure you want the people you've mentioned to read it (see Pleo's comment!) but we have a nifty redirect feature after we move it.

If there's one thing I hate worse than shitty rap, it's people who start their posts with "hey mods, for some reason I think I can tell you what you should do with my threads".

MOVED!
 
Haha... Anna, where did I say that Mods' should leave the thread and not move it... I was just suggesting that the thread belongs' here :P Fuck how about everyone get's off there fucking high horses and chills' out... Stop being so negative you stupid fucks...

*Rant Over*
 
I know babe ^^^ I was really drunk last night. It was Martini Sunday - Really i blame EVERYTHING on Miss Smurf!!!
 
FaTz said:
Haha... Anna, where did I say that Mods' should leave the thread and not move it... I was just suggesting that the thread belongs' here :P Fuck how about everyone get's off there fucking high horses and chills' out... Stop being so negative you stupid fucks...

*Rant Over*
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Sounds like you've found your inspiration for your next rhyme.
 
kandyraverchick said:
For a female, I'm actually in the upper end of the average range.
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Babe, you know that the average female height is 165cm (5 foot 6)? How tall are you?

Source:

I'm definitely below average height, only 157cm :\
 
Why do I always think you're around my height?! :\
That's so weird, 5 foot 7 ey?
I withdraw!
 
^ I don't know... when I look at you, you're a midget in comparisson... ;) :p

btw, I miss you girl! We've got to catch up soon! I'll give you a call in the next couple of days. :)
 
Originally posted by iamtha1
Yay! Short people rule! :D


no, clearly it is the tall people who rule. you mustn't have read it properly or something! ;)

nice work fatz :)
 
KRC, you maybe look short cause you're so little and cute...in a non-demeaning way :)

And even though I wasn't in your fucking rhyme, I still liked it. Though I demand you do a whole Raz verse. I'm very popular dammit. And self-absorbed. ;)
 
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