vurtomatic
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Someone tell me how to make the perfect poached egg.
vurtomatic said:Someone tell me how to make the perfect poached egg.
Benefit said:I need a good recipe for eggplant.
All I have is an eggplant. And maybe some salt and also refried beans. Could this possibly be combined into a salad?
Instructions forthwith!
vurtomatic said:Ah nice. I've come across instructions similar to this in the past, but they usually involve stiring the water, is that really necessary? The whites kinda go all over the place after I stir the water.
Urbie said:ahhh..... sounds like a tricky issue for people who only cook poached eggs on sundays when they hungover or have the day off work.
Or once a blue moon when they finally pulled a chick picked up from the local nightclub or pub.
I have cooked over 50-80 poached eggs when I worked as breakfast cook on Great Keppel Island every morning for little while before they stepped me up to buffet cook.
I have noticed (while many hungovers or scattered mornings after a previous big night) you start develop a skill and observe the behaviour of egg white's moody "webs" that spread all over that place.
Your stove is like women, it takes time to tame and understand your woman's behaviour and their mood swings. You need to understand the stove's heat and timing before you make your target. Just like women.
During many of my hungover dazes I understand them, know how to "cheat" if they get "webby" and you under pressure, you grab two large spoons with many holes and you "slowly" roll the webs together with two spoons to produce a nice round poached egg and cover up the messy webs with hollandaise sauce on top of muffin with ham or bacon or smoked salmon or wilted spinach under.![]()

joannie_mhm said:If you can get some tomatoes and some cheese (mozzarella or similar is best) cut the cheese, tomatoes and eggplant into slices, season (salt, pepper, mixed herbs if possible) and layer into stacks and roast in the oven until the cheese is all melty.
vurtomatic said:I just wanna say olives, pickles, anchovies, and beetroot are the bane of my culinary existence.
thanks for the tip. I too had fallen into the vortex trap before
I might make the bhajee though, that sounds yum
Preheat your oven to 180°C/350°F/gas 4. Line a 25cm square baking tin with greaseproof paper. In a large bowl over some simmering water, melt the butter and the chocolate and mix until smooth. Add the cherries and nuts, if you’re using them, and stir together. In a separate bowl, mix together the cocoa powder, flour, baking powder and sugar, then add this to the chocolate, cherry and nut mixture. Stir together well. Beat the eggs and mix in until you have a silky consistency.
Pour your brownie mix into the baking tray, and place in the oven for around 25 minutes. You don’t want to overcook them so, unlike cakes, you don’t want a skewer to come out all clean. The brownies should be slightly springy on the outside but still gooey in the middle. Allow to cool in the tray, then carefully transfer to a large chopping board and cut into chunky squares. These make a fantastic dessert served with a dollop of crème fraîche mixed with some orange zest.