interferon
Bluelighter
Jaded? Ya want jaded, like in cynical?
The other day I went down to me GC-MS outfitted lab and crossed some DNA from a crusty feral hippie skeleton I had hanging in the closet with the scrapings of raver-gravy that had stuck to the bottom of me shoe after I stepped on a love puddle at the last party I went to about 5 year ago, and added some PLUR crust from some old panties stuck under the couch cushion. Nothing seemed to be happening, so I remembered I was in Australia and stuck a Chupa-Chup in the mix.
BANG – after the incense-flavored smoke cleared, I realized I had created a cAnDyRavEr who subsides on degreasing solvent mixed with drain cleaner, clown-branded processed meat and potato products, the cheese dripping from trance music, the “like the most heroin and coke filled E pills dude” which it plugs, and at this very moment, is selling its ass on the corner for whipped cream dispensers, betwixt demanding to be taken to the Britney Spears doof - in the bush, naturally.
The other day I went down to me GC-MS outfitted lab and crossed some DNA from a crusty feral hippie skeleton I had hanging in the closet with the scrapings of raver-gravy that had stuck to the bottom of me shoe after I stepped on a love puddle at the last party I went to about 5 year ago, and added some PLUR crust from some old panties stuck under the couch cushion. Nothing seemed to be happening, so I remembered I was in Australia and stuck a Chupa-Chup in the mix.
BANG – after the incense-flavored smoke cleared, I realized I had created a cAnDyRavEr who subsides on degreasing solvent mixed with drain cleaner, clown-branded processed meat and potato products, the cheese dripping from trance music, the “like the most heroin and coke filled E pills dude” which it plugs, and at this very moment, is selling its ass on the corner for whipped cream dispensers, betwixt demanding to be taken to the Britney Spears doof - in the bush, naturally.