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Oh christ, you are a woman? Then you got it made girl. You get outta the surgery and you are still a little doped up right. That gets you thru the first couple hours. But now you got no pain meds so you are in serious pain. What do you do? You aint gotta wash fake pills. You aint gotta score some H. You call that fucking doctor up and you tell him you took those vicoprofin and they didnt do shit.
Describe the pain you are in to him and that you feel like you need to take 3 of those things to get any relief cuz they are not doing shit. Do it in the most pitiful hurt little girl voice you have and you will get a schedule 2 script with no problem.
The upside is you had your fun with the vicoshit and now you will get something that actually helps with the pain. The downside is you prolly will spend several hours with no pain meds to make it seem legit, like you tried that vicoprophin and it didnt work.
When my wife got 4 wisdom teeth cut out she got 7.5mg lortab. I called up 6 hours later and said that she is in major pain and the lortab isnt doing anything. She cant eat, she cant sleep, nothin but sit there in pain. 1 hour later she had a script for 50 demerol.
 
Whoah there you need to take one of them chill pillz or something…is someone a little to jumpy today? :)
So anyway, GIRL…I’m a girl too. And btw…I still say take it like a man. (Coming from the cute, heart breaking lesbian over here* me*…haha) No, I’m kidding, really. But, the reason I started talking about getting morphine is because I am an opiate junkie. I would not be worrying about the pain. I would be thinking too much about how high and nice I could get just out of milking the situation for what its worth. So to get back to you, NO. I’m actually not as much of a wuss as you are….I’m just everyone’s favorite lesbian, drug addict… :)
And you can go ahead and make jokes all you want about me, I’m quite content here, I won't mind.
 
Originally posted by IRIE:
My dentist even suggested that I take a vike an hour before the procedure to gitta head start on the pain. .
hehehe..just tell him you thought he said to take them all before the surgery
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No offense IRIE but you is spelled Y-O-U, not yoo. If you are offended with you replies then I suggest you not wear your heart on your sleeve and learn to spell. You, thats Y-O-U, ate all the pills so I suggest that Y-O-U deal with it. BTW let us all know the extreme pain you will go through, sounds great. Oh and please don't use the word toodles for gods sake, Y-O-U sound like a 5th grader. My condolences if you are a 5th grader, that would explain the grammar anyways.
one,
bombay
[ 04 July 2002: Message edited by: Dr_Bombay ]
 
Okie I took it upon my self to delete my last post because it came off as being WAY to sarcastic.
**ACID** I didnt meen for my post to come off as being *jumpy*. The only reason it did is cuz im SCARED! SCARED= jumpy, irritable, cranky and so on and so fourth. So my appologies. And why the SAM HELL would I want to make fun of or joke about yoo? I am and never will be that kinda person. I simply missunderstood your post. I was unaware that if yoo were in my situation yoo would
milk it for whut its worth. For me its quite the opposite. I dont plan on milking anything. All I want is something for pain erm..again. HeH.
As for **BOMBAY**. Figures that this kinda response comes froma guy/girl with the word *DOCTOR* in their sn HeH. S'okie tho im NOT offended. I wasnt offended in the first place. **BOMBAY** I find it funnie that YOO chose me asa target to lay your grammactical lessons upon. Outa ALL the people here on bluelight who use certain short cuts in their typing YOO choose me to bitch at. YES I said YOO *gasp*. And who are YOO to tell me whut words to use and whut words not to use ne ways? Like I really give a rats ass about whether YOO like the word toodles. BLAH I have MUCH more important things to worry bout trust me. Oh and bout keeping yoo all posted bout the *great* horrific pain I'll be going through? Up until YOUR post everyone here has been supportive and somewhut understanding of my situation. YOO on the other hand have not been. To make light of my situation by reffering tha pain I maybe going through as *GREAT* is just heartless. This is something that I personally wouldnt even say to my worse enemy. Even if they did fuck up. Ne ways this got off topic real fast.
Any other suggestion?
 
I just had a gland taken from my neck as mentioned before and I got 20 percocet and they knew I was an opiate abuser. Even with my tolerence 2 percocets made the pain better but it was pretty bad for about 4 days after. I was given 3 days worth of percocet and I only would have needed to have 5 more and I would have been set but he said to take tylenol aftrer that and I added some dope.
NOTE - I noticed that dope didn't kill the pain to the extent you would expect , but the percocets did help. Tylenol plays a big part in the pain relief even know people hate it.
I think narcotics help 49% and the tylenol helped 60% , I look at tylenol in a complete different way now that I suffered from sever pain.
I got fentanyl before I went under a long with versed , when I woke up I got one percocet ( they were gonna give it to me even if I didn't hurt followed by the prescribed 20. The point of this is to never under-estimate over the counter pain relievers.
 
IRIE,
Well to start, how is yoo a shortcut for you, its one letter off, WTF? It just makes you look that much more stupid. OH and people telling you to get heroin is being really supportive I must say. As for the reason I "picked" on you is this: you are the dumb ass who ate all the pills, hence you are the dumb ass who shall enjoy the pain. Besides if I were to go through this board and get all grammatical I'd be here for years.
Why not just tell your doc that you are a pill head and you must have more. It is just as good of a reason as all the other options people have given. God bless and be well.
one,
bombay
 
Doc.. chill out. This board consists of a bunch of straight up druggies. She fucked up, now she may have to go thru some serious pain because of her mistake. It'll be a lesson to her, but it seems that you take pleasure in her pain.
Don't be so anal about grammar. At least she doesn't write in one huge sentense. We're not in English class here. As long as it's legible, who gives a damn.
IRIE... a lot of the people on this board could be considered "the boy who cried wolf".. if there isn't a reason to believe that you are the dopefiend that you are (join our club), then you might get away with saying that you lost them. Nobody wants yoo :) to go thru pain, even if it's your own fault.
 
Ketamike(quite original name BTW,lol),
Well, to start, "sentense" as you put it is spelled SENTENCE. There is your grammar lesson for the day. If you are speaking of me using run on SENTENCES, its called a colon dumbshit, not a run on. You are right, this is not english class, but I would expect at least the post to be half way readable.
Remember the commercial "This is your brain on drugs"? You are there bro. Extra crispy.
I take no pleasure in others pain. I do however revel in idiots fucking up and whining about it. Thanks for joining in on the discussion, your comments will be taken to heart. And yes I do believe IRIE has learned a lesson here, a grammar lesson that is. God bless and be well.
bombay is out....
one love
 
**Quoted by Bombay**
~~"but I would expect at least the post to be half way readable."~~
**AHEM** Shouldnt that be * I would expect THE POST to be AT LEAST half way readable * Ne ways..
Bombay= NOT even worth responding too ne more. BLAH!
OH n thanx **OOPS must correct before the DOCTOR gives me another gramatical lesson**, I meant THANKS for the kinda words **KETA**. MUCH appreciated! :)
[ 06 July 2002: Message edited by: IRIE ]
[ 06 July 2002: Message edited by: IRIE ]
 
Hey Bombay…just wondering is there a asshole on/off button for you? Oh, no? The world is not that kind, I forgot :)
Now go on and tell us how you have never made a typing error in your entire life…we’d ALL like to hear about that one! (sarcasm). Seriously man, if you get off on correcting grammatical errors go teach a seventh grade English class because none of us, and I’m sure anyone on this board would back me up, want to hear you correct every damn typo someone makes. This site was created for people to share information and experiences with drugs…not for somebody to waste bandwidth by trying to make his dick bigger by trying (but failing miserably) to make other people look dumb. Either start talking more about drugs or go join some proofreading club…I'm sure there is one out there that would be happy to make you a member.
Have a great day man, I know I will… :)
 
Doc... I'm sorry that you misinterpreted my statement. I didn't mean to confuse you. To straighten this out, I wasn't claiming that YOU are guilty of writing one big sentenCe. I was actually thinking of previous posts that I've read that were quite illegible.
You take shit too personally.
Congrats! Dr. Bombay .. I can honestly say that in my two years of posting here, you're the first person to blatantly flame me. But it amuses me. Isn't that one of the great benefits of the internet. So little faggots can anonymously bash complete strangers!
When I think of you, I get this image in my mind of that little fat indian kid who won the National Spelling Bee a month ago. (btw, thanks for the compliment about my BL name)
I see this post being closed because it's become totally irrelevant to the topic.
Good Luck IRIE. I hope all is well for yoo.
 
Originally posted by IRIE:
First off directed at **PHREEX N ACID**
*AHEM* Thanx for replyin but this HE/MAN is actually a SHE/WOMAN. HeH. :) Hey baby, wanna wrestle? I used to have a neighbor that would ask women that, he was this nutty Koren vet that called any Asian person a "gook" and gave me a 50mm live round when I was like 11 years old, he would also freak out on the 4th of July thinking fireworks were gun shots and whatnot.. he would often get drunk and beat his wife but god damn could he garden.. he had some really nice roses .. anyway, um, the point...
YER A CHICK, JUST CRY AND YOU CAN SELL FIFTY-CENTS FOR A DOLLAR!
I was pulled over for excessive speed and a busted tag light, my licence was expired by several months as well, plus I was on probation for a 30 count felony conviction - the girl that was in the car with me CRIED and said I came to pick her up because her boyfriend beat her up and the cop let me go without so much as a warning... I would have been walking with several hundred in tickets, or worse, taken to jail had she not simply CRIED .. all girls can fake cry, it's in your genes, like bi-sexual tendencies and an automatic addiction to cocaine....
You tell yer dentist you have a low tollerance for pain so you took a pill one hour before like he said, soon as you're done complain of pain (*CRY*) then when you get home wait 45 minutes, saty you took two and it's still not working... or just say yer alergic to ibuprofen, someone threw them out, lost the script, etc...
Wait, YER A GIRL! TELL YER DOC "I WAS ALL HORNY AND I NEEDED SOMETHING TO CALM MY NEVERENDING SEXUAL DESIRES TO I TOOK ALL THE PILLS BUT THEY ONLY MADE ME MORE HORNY, SO I MASTURBATED, MAN STRONTG NARCOTICS SURE DO MAKE MY HORNY, AND WET, AND I WANT TO HAVE SEX AND MASTURBATE" .. shit, request they just load up the IV bag and send you on yer way with it, insurance will cover it...
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**PHREEX** Your posts NEVER cease to amaze me :) I must say that your sense of humor is BRILLIANT!!
[ 07 July 2002: Message edited by: IRIE ]
 
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