assburgers. that's just... thats just mean.

One day left I have to live .. hooray!!
I read today that in the US if you have a terminal illness you're guaranteed to get SS disability benefits. I was thinking about trying to get hiv but I don't think that's considered a terminal illness. I don't even think aids is anymore.
So, I need to find something I can contract that is terminal, will not kill me immediately so I can enjoy atleast a year or two of free gov't money. Plus, I can probably get a nice morphine script too. Anyone have any ideas?
 
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