Asking to buy?

[!_MDMA_!]

"yo can you help me get a xx sack right now"


pretty much thats it

 

[cssss]

text "hey man can i get a g?"

 

[weekend addiction]

I hate when people insist on using codes but then make the codes really obvious. If the cops are tapping your phone and want to bust you there not going to be fooled into thinking your buying a "a slice of pizza" from some dude's house. Like who buys pizza from individual people anyway?

 

[Noboru Wataya]

"hello fine sir/madam. how art thou on this wonderous evening? would it be apropos to obtain some...marihuana from you? i thank you kindly for your consideration."

 

[PriestTheyCalledHim]

I hate when people insist on using codes but then make the codes really obvious. If the cops are tapping your phone and want to bust you there not going to be fooled into thinking your buying a "a slice of pizza" from some dude's house. Like who buys pizza from individual people anyway?

Hahaha yeah I know people who call up their dealer and ask them for a gourmet pizza and it's not like the guy owns a pizza place or a restaurant.

I haven't bought in a very long time but when I did I would just ask friends or people who smoked if they could introduce me to people who sold or if the person was into selling I'd just ask them in person for an 8th.

Or sometimes someone who had some extra herb would go to me and they'd just say how they had some yummy bud and it was an 8th for the standard price.

 

[bananabrain]

"Your weed or your life?"

 

[RandomGuy123]

I usually just text my dealer "have any *DRUG INSERTED HERE*". I guess it maybe stupid to say "have 14 X? the red runners?" my dealer " yeah I'll be at the taco bell in 30". But I do it anyway, you guys have me thinking to call him...

 

[Social Suicide]

"Ay man, wassup with some green?"

Shit never fails.

 

[satricion]

"Hey, are you on?"

"Yep/no"

"Okay see you soon / okay let me know when you are"

 

[stuckinaloop]

"hello fine sir/madam. how art thou on this wonderous evening? would it be apropos to obtain some...marihuana from you? i thank you kindly for your consideration."

i would hang up on you

 

[Pans-Advocate]

"We want ... a shrubbery!"

(Actually it's just along the lines of "Hey, can I come by in a bit?" but every now and then I like to be silly.)

 

[theotherwoman]

I just say "I need dank"

 

[tryptanite]

"hey can i get a *insert amount of substance here*?"

its easy when they're ur friend

 

[Ramirez]

I'll be in this exact scenario with this guy that I kinda know but not really. He's pretty open about his drugs, but he has no idea that I smoke or anything, because last time he and I talked about drugs he basically schooled me on how it works (I was like 15 at the time and I was a D.A.R.E. brainwashed sheep of the system) so yeah.

I feel like it'd be a nice surprise for him, knowing that an old, lost friend has changed ways. It'd be dope to just smoke a blunt with him and shit.

But yeah, with the people I get from I usually ask "got herb?" or "got buds?" Although I usually ask "Can I get a g of [mids/headies]?"