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Ask a police officer a question thread

Some cunt slagged you off on the interwebz do you?

#let it get to you, ask for an ip trace then head down there with the boys and do him
#register a fictitious name and slag him back off
#be a braver person than they are and download some more extreme/kiddy/porn
 
Goin through customs on our way to Ibiza one year, when asked if I had anything to declare , I responded with "yeah we're the bollocks"
Customs and plod pulled me and my 5 Mates apart for 2 hours , no one talked to me for for the next 12 hours apart from calling me a cunt.
 
strungout2010 said:
Goin through customs on our way to Ibiza one year, when asked if I had anything to declare , I responded with "yeah we're the bollocks"
Customs and plod pulled me and my 5 Mates apart for 2 hours , no one talked to me for for the next 12 hours apart from calling me a cunt.
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That's brilliant! =D But what a bunch of officious, humourless cunts...

(I meant the customs officers, not your mates of course...)
 
It stops at that though....

which means you can be as proud as the fucking kid who's done the 30 yard brick stroke in the foot deep kiddie pool...
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Huh yeh, he can't even spell 'Alister' correctly - obviously filth... ;)
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Don't even say that man. Every time I spell alasdair I spell it different. It's because he's slipped a sneaky m on the end, which I confuse for an n, and my predictive text has saved as n, then wonder if the rest was right :sus:

I notice he's taken to signing off to me as just Ali, probably hoping I'll spell it right :D

Sorry alasdair.
 
strungout2010 said:
Goin through customs on our way to Ibiza one year, when asked if I had anything to declare , I responded with "yeah we're the bollocks"
Customs and plod pulled me and my 5 Mates apart for 2 hours , no one talked to me for for the next 12 hours apart from calling me a cunt.
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Er, maybe some diplomacy was called for? Like I heard some genius joking with security "right, my wife has a knife" On a flight from Amsterdam-NYC. STFU, dude. I didn't see him again until we landed.
 
This shit reminds me of the time I was flying out of Belize, and they asked me if I had taken anything with me. I replied I had found a nice looking snake, and planned on taking him home as a pet. They weren't terribly amused, but didn't look in my bag. =D

To all you cops out there. I hope you know what control you have being at the level of bureaucracy you are, and what your moral imperative is to not enforce unjust laws. If you are a cop in the first place you have probably had any proper morals and ethics trained out of you, so it isn't expected that you know which laws are just or unjust. Use your heart occasionally.
 
Shambles said:
Dr Who? Dr Who dun who? Dr Who dun who in wot? Was it you who Dr Who dun in it? Ooh. That's gotta sting 8o
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I'm so fucking lost with this Shambles. I like the series Dr. Who, and I like the whole Dr. Who? thing, but what stings?

Still haven't watched that docu, really need to.

I love you Brits for your ability to confound me.
 
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