Ask a police officer a question thread

[F.U.B.A.R.]

The policeman's dilemma.

Do you:

A) Go and help the Asian guy getting his head kicked in by a gang of racist thugs?

B) Visit 'Dunkin' Donuts' over the road?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

The Policeman's next dilemma.

A) Sugar ring?

B) Filled?

 

[ScotchMist]

Can Greater Manchester police give me my MXE back please?

 

[spacejunk]

Can i borrow a couple of uniforms for a...fancy dress party (horror creep theme) please, occifer?

 

[SmokingAces]

Imagine how much drugs you could steal with a couple of those :O

 

[spacejunk]

"Hey man, let's dress up like cops, think of what we could do..."

 

[Tinker55]

Do you communicate with your opposite number across the pond or just leave phone messages because of the time change?

 

[mickeyfinn79]

And whilst you're at it can i have my 9oz of weed, £680 and phone back??

 

[alasdairm]

how do you feel about the fact that a few bad apples spoil it for the rest of you?



alasdair

 

[Arnold]

On a slightly serious note,

Inspector gadget's blog was a worth while read when it was still going about what the average copper thinks of the police and the jobs they have to do.

It actually answered a lot of questions one could have.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2013/mar/13/police-blogger-quits-pressure-unofficial

 

[Raasyvibe]

Do you ever wear a helmet and go nick nick nick??

 

[Raasyvibe]

Ahhh dammit, I just noticed someone else has used that one

 

[Arnold]

Here's how to do proper policing

 

[One Thousand Words]

Is there a problem occifer?

 

[SmokingAces]

Have you ever found Raas pulled up at the side of the road trying to crack one off in his cab?

 

[alasdairm]

alasdair

 

[One Thousand Words]

That scene always reminds me of the time I was pulled over by the water police on a jet ski completely trollyed on LSD

They made me blow the bag and knew I was fucked, yet I kept talking and eventually they left me to float in the middle of my own technicolored ocean of menace.

 

[Arnold]

Which character from the bill do you most identify with ps you can be the crooked one if you like

 

[SmokingAces]

That scene always reminds me of the time I was pulled over by the water police on a jet ski completely trollyed on LSD

They made me blow the bag and knew I was fucked, yet I kept talking and eventually they left me to float in the middle of my own technicolored ocean of menace.

That's pretty slick you managed to pull that off. I bet the rest of your trip you felt like like master of the universe after that. :D

 

[One Thousand Words]

The 90's were a wonderful time for drug users