Ask a police officer a question thread

[One Thousand Words]

Now that *snip* has grassed EADD to the local cop shop, and their special cuntstable is watching its time for some open dialogue.

Feel free to ask questions to a plod that you would other wise not get the chance to as they are giving you the old Rodney King

I'll start by asking are any of your work mates actually named Bobby?

 

[ponch]

Do you or have you known any colleagues named Phil McCollar?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Do you live on 'Letsby Avenue?'

 

[KingOfWessex]

Old bill get nothing. Fuck um

 

[strungout2010]

I'd like to ask " was you a cunt when you joined the police " or did joining the police turn you into a cunt.

 

[warriorOnTheEdge]

How much for the evidence room key?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I'd like to ask " was you a cunt when you joined the police " or did joining the police turn you into a cunt.

That's a real 'chicken or egg' scenario

 

[One Thousand Words]

Why do you give your police dogs a certificate once they pass basic training?

I mean even I can smell a bag of weed from 20 paces, and my nose is broken. Unless of course you need them to pick up amounts as small as a spliff in which case well done on ruining some high school child's life

 

[Eveleivibe]

Feel free to ask questions to a plod that you would other wise not get the chance to as they are giving you the old Rodney King

I'll start by asking are any of your work mates actually named Bobby?

Hahahaha ye idiot you I've not grassed EADD up lol.

Love this thread :D

Evey

 

[One Thousand Words]

Do you ever get jealous that the ambulance and fire truck sirens sound more manly?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Do you secretly wish you were in America and able to shoot black people on sight with no repercussions?

 

[SmokingAces]

Do you often get involved in forum shenanigans?

Do you often meet people like this in the real world? ... Although I guess the answer to that one is NOT LIKELY.

 

[ponch]

Who is your favourite EADDer?

Who would get the truncheon? Know waddamean wink wink nudge.

What is your favourite pokemon?

 

[Eveleivibe]

Do you wear a helmet n go nick nick nick?

Evey

 

[ponch]

 

[breakcorefiend]

 

[SmokingAces]

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Do you have a LOT of stairs in your cells?

 

[Urbain]

When are you visiting Wales?

 

[One Thousand Words]

How often do dj's play Fuck da police at your Xmas party for shits n giggles?