(I wrote this for a trip report but it can go here] A friend and I are on robo right now. We went for a walk in my country-ish area and he thought we were in a forest and a dog comes up to us and he freezes, his body seizes up and he won't look down at the dog sitting near our feet. He says, in total and utter fear "Is it a pig?" I start believeing that it is some wild boar going to kill us or something, we run home and then I laughed so hard at what had happened.