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Are there any BL girls who just want no strings activity?

The odds are indeed not stacked in your favour, OP. Perhaps spread your wings a little, try an EADD boy?
 
cherrycolouredfunk said:
I think Urbain's female alter ego could be ready and willing too!

I've seen a picture, the heshe fiiine.
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My next Jobseekers isn't through until next week and I've parties to attend. Dan, I think we can come up with a reasonable fee for services rendered?
 
Urbain said:
Twat quota? Nice one, you fucking pleb.
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What was that in aid of, may I ask?

I was merely pointing out that I'd resisted taking the piss out of you for your spelling mistake / typo, as my 'twat quota' was used up for the day. I was being nice. After a fashion.

If you meant "fucking pleb" in the affectionate sense, I apologise. You creepy cunt.
 
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badandwicked said:
^ Hi Ugly. I don't like calling you that, you should start a new account with a more positive name. I've seen you write about your sex life before. It's a difficult one. Your husband needs to understand you have needs, there must be a way you can satisfy them without it getting complicated. You can't resign yourself to a life of celibacy just because he's older/ill. Can't you reach an understanding that neither of you feel threatened by or consider cheating?
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badandwicked I think your are just jealous that I got Ugly before you did. ;)
If my husband was mentally strong your suggestions would be welcomed by me.

The things he can't do fuck with his head to the point where I am just real careful to be gentle with his emotions.

I'm doing alright without sex. I am doing alright not using drugs in case I ever find a job and have to pass a drug test. I'm working on my chakras. I'm trying to grow from this.

I'm glad I learned and loved masturbation long before anyone talked openly about it as a bad thing.
My husband won't masturbate.
He thinks that's bad.

I know it is a generous gift of the goodly universe.
 
rockstar 69 said:
Sam your actually definately a transvestite at least, and 100% I don't believe your not on the register yet.
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Genderqueer, not transvestite. There's a massive difference. You'd never catch me in a dress - I'm not a rugby player or a drag queen. I dress butch, mostly, just in a naturally androgynous way.

As for the register, no comment.
 
^ Surely that's not a desirable combination? Pate and spliffs, for the non veggies amongst us, or meph and.. viagra IMO.

Done juan (hehe) can I ask that you please return and let us know how this venture of yours goes?
 
Gentle isn't always what we ladies want, you know. Glad our Done Juan is having some success with the boys though :) Sounds like this thread might be creating other connections too, I spy a ponch/MM/Urbain 3some :D
 
cherrycolouredfunk said:
How many EADD ladies who still post regularly are there these days?

Ten?

Not enough to go around anyway. ;)
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Ahh but think about all the lurkers that are going to be unable to resist the OPs beautifully crafted offer, Samantha's no easy lay and she's up for it;)
 
atm23 said:
Samantha's no easy lay and she's up for it;)
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Why thank you, atm. A true gent will always step in to defend a lady's honour. I know you're a happily-married man, so I don't resent the lack of sleazy PMs from your good self.

He's right; I have standards. I won't, for example, slurp anybody's gash hammer unless they've dipped it in a jug of Lambrini beforehand.
 
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The price of this delectable object is £15 a night + all your drugs. Cause you'll need em for this ride %)
 
I'd just like to add that I am also in the market for a druggie girl with ginger pubes and no standards.
 
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