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Are there any BL girls who just want no strings activity?
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Spade's Mum
Ex-Bluelighter
Yes, yes, deary. It's been a bit busy down the docks lately so had my hands full. And my fanny and mouth and arse. Double dip recession is a bit rough on the gingery undercarriage but I've hardly prolapsed yet this week.
Had to up my rates though so that'll be a bag of battered chips and a Bucky for a fuckysucky and you get a free mystery willy disease with that too. Best deal on the docks me.
Shambles
Bluelight Crew
I've met Spade's Mum (down the docks, naturally) and she doesn't do condoms. Spoils the surprise gift(s) apparently...
Heard a vicious rumour my surprise gift was Spade himself
Heard a vicious rumour my surprise gift was Spade himself
endlessnameless
Bluelighter
I just began reading Byrons Epic of the same name very close to when you posted that, strangely. Fancy that. Highly recommended.
Cant count the number of coincidences occurring lately, especially with numbers and the likes of dates and time synchronicities (12:34, 02:02 (as I looked at the clock a moment ago) and 11:11 [23:23] this morning alone).
Anyway...sorry to digress.
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Shambles
Bluelight Crew
He got paid by the stanza for that poem, dontcha know? Hence excesive length and ramblings involved.
endlessnameless
Bluelighter
Not surprised - miserable with money as I understand.
Frankly I cant decide on whether to idolise him or be disgusted by the man; I've encountered a fair few contradictions about the place.
Can you (or anyone) recommend a decent biography perhaps?
Frankly I cant decide on whether to idolise him or be disgusted by the man; I've encountered a fair few contradictions about the place.
Can you (or anyone) recommend a decent biography perhaps?
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Shambles
Bluelight Crew
Yup.
Man's a genius. And a legend. And a bellend. They're not always mutually exclusive.
He took his pet bear to Oxford to live in his room with him and got away with it cos wild animals are not classed as pets so didn't technically break the rules - therefore I can forgive just about everything else
Man's a genius. And a legend. And a bellend. They're not always mutually exclusive.
He took his pet bear to Oxford to live in his room with him and got away with it cos wild animals are not classed as pets so didn't technically break the rules - therefore I can forgive just about everything else
endlessnameless
Bluelighter
Much appreciated Shambles, I'll pull that up on the iphone now and watch it in bed 
I recall that the first of Byrons lines (which were indeed among the first lines of poetry I ever read) I ever experienced were from 'She Walks In Beauty' - it just blew me away. I was only 13 at the time; by mere chance I stumbled upon them:
She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that’s best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes;
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.
One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o’er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express,
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.
And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!
I recall that the first of Byrons lines (which were indeed among the first lines of poetry I ever read) I ever experienced were from 'She Walks In Beauty' - it just blew me away. I was only 13 at the time; by mere chance I stumbled upon them:
She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that’s best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes;
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.
One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o’er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express,
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.
And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!
YellowPolkaDotHalo
Ex-Bluelighter
Shambles
Bluelight Crew
^^ Blimey. Bit tasteful and lushy for a thread the likes of this 'un is that :D
But tasteful and lushy is rarely a bad thing
If you like that Byron biog then I'd heartily recommend any and all of the other Mark Steel lectures cos they're all well worth a watch.
... and several of the subjects were drugged to the eyeballs and would possibly shag the OP... See what I did there?
But tasteful and lushy is rarely a bad thing
If you like that Byron biog then I'd heartily recommend any and all of the other Mark Steel lectures cos they're all well worth a watch.
... and several of the subjects were drugged to the eyeballs and would possibly shag the OP... See what I did there?
monstanoodle
Bluelight Crew
Am I the only one who expects Cilla to pop with her...
"Serpieze, Serpieze!
?
"Serpieze, Serpieze!
?
