Applying cocaine to your dick

[Illicit^shit]

Ive heard a lot of talk about it and while Im keen to give it a bang im a bit weary.
So, wots the script? I mean, how much do i need? Im not really lookin for an efficient buzz and definatly no burn, i just want the numbifiying affect.
I assumed once monsterfied, I rub it on the bellend? Im trying not to think wot that does to the dick, but Ill make sure its lubricated with water? How much coke?
Please help I dont want to fuck my dick up!!

 

[hAppEplum]

why on earth would you want to put coke on your dick.....unless of course your name is Phreex, and you have a girl kneeling in front of you????

 

[themagicbean]

there's already a thread on this. something like "putting coke on your johnson." to syummarize it:
1) there are cheaper things you can use to numb your dick
2) there are less dangerous (legal/health) things you can use to numb your dick
3) smart people don't put cocaine on their genitals. think of what would happen if it got injured while the nummy was on ... multiplied damage factor=BAD

 

[quale]

While this may be a total waste of cocaine money wise health wise it is a pretty good choice. Topically it will work like any of the other caines (novacaine etc...) and provide harm free numbness. Numbness may be dangerous in and of itself, however, cocaine is a perfectly safe topical anastetic.
The interesting question is if I can absorb it through my mucus membranes in my nose can she absorb through her's?

 

[quale]

While this may be a total waste of cocaine money wise health wise it is a pretty good choice. Topically it will work like any of the other caines (novacaine etc...) and provide harm free numbness. Numbness may be dangerous in and of itself, however, cocaine is a perfectly safe topical anastetic.
The interesting question is if I can absorb it through my mucus membranes in my nose can she absorb through her's?

 

[hueroLOCO]

I posted something like this a long time ago after one of my friends said that he tried it. After posting it, I came to the conlclusion that there are better, cheaper chemicals that are MADE to numb your cock.

 

[starlightgemini]

if i knew a guy put coke on his dick...i would not come NEAR his dick. ha ha
unless of course i was doin a line off of it
j/k--coke sux anyways!
*** starlight ***

 

[day_for_night]

go buy a numbing agent at a sex shop and save yourself the money you'd waste rubbing coke on you dong.

 

[silverfucked]

Haven't I ever told the story about the guy who injected coke into his d and had to get it "surgically" let down? not a fun thing.. ask phreex

 

[Kaleen Ann Sobar]

Why on earth would someone want to numb their dick?

 

[someguy]

...there was a post in social*puke* that said on eof the popular condom brands came out with a desensitizing rubber...trojan I think....
I guess you could utfse'n stuff