Alright, it's been a while since the last time I've been on the brink of death, but I recently got bored and wanted to try and research on how the hell I am still alive. I feel that claiming invincibility or immortality is a bit arrogant, so I tend not too. Anyways, I've had either 8 or 9 near death experiences and wanted to find some sort of explanation. Everything I have looked up always ends up with suicide related sites...I AM NOT SUICIDAL OR DEPRESSED BY ANY MEANS, and I feel that by even roaming around on those sites for an answer while on a college network may have unnecessary consequences that I don't feel like dealing with.
Am I the only one out there or does anyone feel the same way? I know it's kind of bad not to remember when you almost died haha but here this is pretty much what I've gone through and am still alive...all without medical supervision:
4 cases of alcohol poisoning (3 of which involved vomiting blood)
2 cases of being drugged with oxymorphone (1st time was enough to kill 4 people my size, 2nd time wasn't as bad...tolerance maybe?)
1 case of electrocution (and I'm not talking about sticking a key or knife in an electric socket)
1 case of being hit my a car (as a pedestrian...f**** hit and ran, but I do have his spoiler as a souvenir )
1 case of the bends (scuba diver's know what I'm talking about) along with a ruptured lung at the same time...I did go to the ER for this one though haha)
and a few other things that I don't really include as NDE's because they don't even compare, but they vary from a 106 degree fever from flu, mono, and pinkeye (the meds for each reacted badly with one another i.e. antibiotics for pinkeye cause major hives) to pneumonia...
Any takers for research assistance? haha
Am I the only one out there or does anyone feel the same way? I know it's kind of bad not to remember when you almost died haha but here this is pretty much what I've gone through and am still alive...all without medical supervision:
4 cases of alcohol poisoning (3 of which involved vomiting blood)
2 cases of being drugged with oxymorphone (1st time was enough to kill 4 people my size, 2nd time wasn't as bad...tolerance maybe?)
1 case of electrocution (and I'm not talking about sticking a key or knife in an electric socket)
1 case of being hit my a car (as a pedestrian...f**** hit and ran, but I do have his spoiler as a souvenir )
1 case of the bends (scuba diver's know what I'm talking about) along with a ruptured lung at the same time...I did go to the ER for this one though haha)
and a few other things that I don't really include as NDE's because they don't even compare, but they vary from a 106 degree fever from flu, mono, and pinkeye (the meds for each reacted badly with one another i.e. antibiotics for pinkeye cause major hives) to pneumonia...
Any takers for research assistance? haha
