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Anyone into S and m?

Pagey said:
...So it's just no sex ever for you then? Or is it only if they'rei nto S&M that women are so horribly repugnant?
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I'm talking more about professional dominatrix's there pagey. If you've ever paid £150 to someone who turned out to look more like Arthur Mullard in a frock than Jay Aston from Bucks Fizz...and then had to leave after 10 minutes to escape the stench you'd understand my reservations.

And don't even mention wondering if you'll be able to fight your way past the 6 foot transvestite in the waiting room who takes offence at you leaving early - even if you leave the money.
 
Shambles said:
I'd be hard-pressed to pick a fave D&C album. But would probably have to go for the first if pushed.
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"With an ant sucking on his left nipple. I thought is this any way to run a fucking ballroom?"

Shambles said:
I think the properly brutal and bitter stuff is when they're at their best. The film the above clip is taken from is a prime example. The dynamics between the two are wince-inducingly hateful and bitter at times. Truly comedy at the very edge <3
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Yeah - all the "I remember the time your dad had cancer of the arsehole" stuff - Dudleys dad was dying from cancer of the rectum/bowel at the time. How Dudley went along with it I don't know, I think they loved each other a lot. Apparantly when they were both failures in the 90s Dudley used to go round to Cooks and they'd sit on the roof together and drop E.
 
Ismene said:
I'm talking more about professional dominatrix's there pagey. If you've ever paid £150 to someone who turned out to look more like Arthur Mullard in a frock than Jay Aston from Bucks Fizz...and then had to leave after 10 minutes to escape the stench you'd understand my reservations.

And don't even mention wondering if you'll be able to fight your way past the 6 foot transvestite in the waiting room who takes offence at you leaving early - even if you leave the money.
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Aaaah. My bad.
 
Ismene said:
I'm talking more about professional dominatrix's there pagey. If you've ever paid £150 to someone who turned out to look more like Arthur Mullard in a frock than Jay Aston from Bucks Fizz...and then had to leave after 10 minutes to escape the stench you'd understand my reservations.

And don't even mention wondering if you'll be able to fight your way past the 6 foot transvestite in the waiting room who takes offence at you leaving early - even if you leave the money.
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Sounds like bitter experience, Issy. Better luck next time ;)<3

Ismene said:
Yeah - all the "I remember the time your dad had cancer of the arsehole" stuff - Dudleys dad was dying from cancer of the rectum/bowel at the time. How Dudley went along with it I don't know, I think they loved each other a lot. Apparantly when they were both failures in the 90s Dudley used to go round to Cooks and they'd sit on the roof together and drop E.
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I dunno. Dud's (deserved) inferiority complex is there for all to see at all times. He's so desperate to be as good as Cook and fails so miserably most of the time. Cook may be a twisted auld drunk but Dud is just an unfunny loudmouth hurling random abuse most of the time. Having said that, when they click it's a thing of joy for the world to behold. And once Cook gets Dud into fits of giggles you know he's gonna go for the kill =D
 
Peter Cook used to come in my betting shop in Hampstead, around 1986/7. Charming man, hopeless gambler. Lost hundreds.
 
And seamlessly back on topic...

Yes it is. Not understanding it, enough to have nothing to do with it, is the best way.
 
I regularly stood being Lulu in the post office when cashing in the takings too. She's about 3'6". Not exactly a dominatrix then.
 
I wouldn't object to being dominated by Lulu actually. There's summat about her. Even now <3

Probably best kept as dominatrix though. I imagine it'd be hard to find the entrance amongst the wrinkles if aiming for penetrative sex.
 
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