Have someone lay on a bed on their back with just their head hanging off the bed close thier eyes and tell them to take deep breaths for 20 seconds, then have someone (of the opposite sex perferebaly) wet their hands in cold water, but not too wet, and massage their bare stomach with only their fingertips while the bed laying person is taking their breaths, after the 20 seconds tell the person to raise their head and open their eyes then have a third person vicks the hell out of them, while the third person is blowing the vicks have the person who was doing the massaging drag the bed laying person by their ankles completely onto the bed. This should glue that person to the bed for a while. It is the shit. I call it the X-Bed.