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Anyone got any BAD roll tricks?

IRIE said:
It was my FIRST time rolling n my beloved friends who HAD pilled before decided to fuck w/me a bit blah. I was handed a JAR of VICKS and told one of my friends to pus some IN MY EYES n that it will feel good. Well whut can I say. I was so mashed n sauced that I did it. Results: A good 20-3-mins spent in the bathroom rinsing eyes out, being completely blind for a good 10-15mins, and oh yeah, it hurting so bad that I at the time wanted someone to CUT my head off. So um yah..

Bad roll trick=vick in eyes *cringe*
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Y would u do that??? just sounds bad...
 
unicorngoddess said:
My friend had one of those stick inhaler things. He was like, this is going to kick ass, come here. I got close to him and he blew the vapors from the stick into my eyes and I was blind for like 30 minutes.

Not a good idea.
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does everyone know vicks changed their inhalers about 4-5 years ago?? they used to be one size with the cap on look at 1 now the end is fatter than the case they did something to them..
 
first time i ever rolled i thought it would be a good idea to eat a hostess cupcake.... bet you can guess how that turned out.
 
We found an abandoned pirate ship (must have been a parade float) behind a warehouse. We all decided to climb on it and horse around. I was balancing on the edge of the boat and slipped on dew (It was around 5:30am) and fell the 10 feet to the ground, flat on my back. I'm lucky that I didn't hurt anything.
 
sex with ugly bitches...


bad trick...

whats worse than waking up hungover next to an ugly chick? waking up e-tarded next to any ugly chick you had amazing sex with the night before.
 
maxcamel said:
try going to your 10 year class reunion, which you forgot is in an hour, while you are candyflippin for the first time...wasnt to bad i guess...
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I have a special stash just for my ten year class reunion.
 
djshibbs said:
sex with ugly bitches...


bad trick...

whats worse than waking up hungover next to an ugly chick? waking up e-tarded next to any ugly chick you had amazing sex with the night before.
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I think your viewpoint on women is absolutely disgusting. I guess you are a supermodel right?? How do you expect girls to have any self esteem when guys go on about this kind of thing..
 
djshibbs said:
sex with ugly bitches...


bad trick...

whats worse than waking up hungover next to an ugly chick? waking up e-tarded next to any ugly chick you had amazing sex with the night before.
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and what's REALLY worse is when the hot girls find out that despite the amazing sex, you're a fucking asshole 8)
 
you mean "making yourself look like your jumping in to help a freind and taking a bat making out you didnt see it"

sure you fucking did.
 
trying to eat marshmellows... I thought they would be soft and fluffy and dreamy, but they were just annoying and sticky.:\
 
psillocybin said:
and what's REALLY worse is when the hot girls find out that despite the amazing sex, you're a fucking asshole 8)
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Just because HE thought it was amazing sex doesn't mean that she did. "It was the best two minutes of his life." ;)

People who "use" drugs as an excuse to fuck "ugly" people are just fucking pathetic. They are just worried that someone "else" will think that they person they fucked was ugly so they are just trying to save face.

I pity you.:p
 
me too. fighting with your gf/bf on the phone long distance cuz shes pissed your rolling again and says it might be over cuz she no like the drugs all that much... w/e tho, then you go and hook up with your hot friend who has kinda had a crush on you for a while... "fuck it" you say, after all we are in college, who needs a gf anyway when youve got X lol
 
This one time I was at my local park with a few friends playing football and stuff whilst rolling then a good friend of mine came into the park to meet us, I was so happy he was here so I ran towards him sooooo fast to hug him and then he ran towards me.... we both forgot to stop and we smacked into each other face first then me both went mid air (About 1 meter from the ground) We were both kinda stuck to each other mid air then i was underneath and I smacked the ground with him coming straight down on top of me.

This took my roll down about 10 notches, but I still didn't care. My lip was bleeding a bit and when I came down my head hurt loads. Didn't completely bring me down off the role I was still fucked but it certainly decreased it :(
 
subopm420 said:
me too. fighting with your gf/bf on the phone long distance cuz shes pissed your rolling again and says it might be over cuz she no like the drugs all that much... w/e tho, then you go and hook up with your hot friend who has kinda had a crush on you for a while... "fuck it" you say, after all we are in college, who needs a gf anyway when youve got X lol
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Then at least have the tact to break it off first. You must not respect your girlfriend too much if you are so quick to brush off her feelings. Sounds like she is better off without you. 8)
 
Eating those mini chocolate donuts resulted in me yacking INSIDE of my fridge. :(

Verdict: dont eat while rolling.
 
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