Anyone fancy a Shag no strings

[brimz]

Awww yeah now that's what I'm talking about

I have had Captain Morgan's, aye, it's well nice and I wish I'd bought some of that now instead of the cheapo stuff I got. Got a bottle of it free from a lass I was seeing cos she bought it to take to a party then decided she didn't like it and left it in my car. Got some Port for the same reason but not a big Port fan. Gives me rank hangovers.

I will not having Port the drink of Porto being dissed in my thread

 

[swampdragon]

So - has anyone had NSA before ? I know I have !

There are always strings.

Yes! In a graveyard of all places.

..bah,is that a common thing? I thought that was a vaguely original location.

 

[Bearlove]

There are always strings.

Depends on what you consider to be strings tbh - but I would say that I have had NSA sex. I can't recall the person in detail, don't know names etc never spoken with them again. Was just sex ?

 

[Morphling]

If you're pissed enough, it's almost like it didn't happen. I've been stopped by people on the street and couldn't recall who they were, despite...mmyeah.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

I'll give you a clue Bearlove. You're a gay man and Swampy is a heterosexual woman.

Besides that, I've had sex in a graveyard too.

 

[Bearlove]

If you're pissed enough, it's almost like it didn't happen. I've been stopped by people on the street and couldn't recall who they were, despite...mmyeah.

Why be drunk ? If you had the opportunity to have sex with some random that you found attractive. You have sex, leave. Would you?

 

[Bearlove]

I'll give you a clue Bearlove. You're a gay man and Swampy is a heterosexual woman.

Besides that, I've had sex in a graveyard too.

OH I see - explains a lot :D

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

I'll give you a clue Bearlove. You're a gay man and Swampy is a heterosexual woman.

In case you didn't get that. Heterosexual sex is tied up with subconscious socialisation about marriage and property rights. IE Heterosexual sex exists within a paradigm where there can never really be NSA.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

OK, got it, get it, good. I'll shut up.

I am available for sex though.

 

[opiaterock]

No gay tendencies here but Brimz is one good looking man (in a Jose Mourinho type of way)..so all you ladies start pm'n quick, don't be late to the party

 

[swampdragon]

In case you didn't get that. Heterosexual sex is tied up with subconscious socialisation about marriage and property rights. IE Heterosexual sex exists within a paradigm where there can never really be NSA.

Wait, what? I'm not straight, I'll shag anything. Girls seem to involve more strings than boys, though. 8)

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Weirdo.

 

[Mental Kenny]

No gay tendencies here but Brimz is one good looking man (in a Jose Mourinho type of way)..so all you ladies start pm'n quick, don't be late to the party

He looks like the messiah?

 

[Mental Kenny]

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Weirdo.

I could explain that but can't be arsed.

Are you coming out MK?

 

[Morphling]

Why be drunk ? If you had the opportunity to have sex with some random that you found attractive. You have sex, leave. Would you?

I used to be drunk a LOT, so it was sort of a given. Imagine hooker trash, but not getting paid. Heh.

Now? Perhaps, but only in certain situations, I really am not such a slut anymore, at all.

 

[Mental Kenny]

I could explain that but can't be arsed.

Are you coming out MK?

It's Mourinho man

 

[opiaterock]

He looks like the messiah?

I meant more like he has that swagger like the almighty Jose, but ya looks wise there is a similarity... maybe

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Fair enough.

Edit At MK.

Stop posting so quick peeps. Can't keep up.

 

[opiaterock]

Great fkin picture by the way Kenny mate..

Hey kenny a bit off topic but your a Torino fan isn't it?,.,, did you see one of our TD's (like an MP in the UK) wore a Torino shirt in the dail (parliament)