It's not the best thread for on-topic discussion but I think it's a lot more entertaining than the majority of threads here. I thought the 'pussy' thing went on for a while, but still, it's quite an entertaining thread.
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Anyone else feel lame when having stim induced wank marathons?
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It's not the best thread for on-topic discussion but I think it's a lot more entertaining than the majority of threads here. I thought the 'pussy' thing went on for a while, but still, it's quite an entertaining thread.
StaySedated
Bluelighter
it is better than all the threads that are about the same topic thats been discussed and answered a billion times.
or the threads about seriously stupid ideas/topics(smoking benzos, etc.)
Violenza666
Bluelighter
I don't feel bad for masturbating..infact.. I am married with a great sex life and I still do it more than a few times a week... It's normal. Often times I'll go at it with myself for an hour so I can catch atleast 10+ Orgasms. Why? Cause I can. Wanking rules.
LOL @ the dog fucker... Jesus god those stories never fail to crack me up. Check this shit out. lulz
How to fuck a dolphin
Dolphins: FAQ on Mating
(Note : Unfortunately, as of 2005, this popular site seems to be gone forever.)
Yes, I am perfectly aware there are many kinds of sex fetishes out there. There are people who are aroused by feet, shoes, and even shoelaces. But dolphins ? Anyway, if you want to have sex with a dolphin (and who doesn't ?), this is the guide for you. Please note in passing that the image to the right was called "yum.jpg" on the web site (for some reason, now called "fun.jpg").
Here is how to proceed :
1. Where to find a dolphin ?
Aquariums and zooz are out of the question : too many witnesses. You are instead advised to try to find a beach where dolphins live. You also need luck :
Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time. I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city.
And if the Coast Guard comes by, you're on your own.
2. Pre-sex assessment of the situation
First, you need to figure out 1. the gender of the dolphin and 2. figure out if the dolphin is aroused.
To do the first, you need to look at their head (males have a fatter, rounder head), or on the dolphin's belly, between opposite the dorsal fin and the tail. The male has two larger slits, and the female has one large slit and two small mammary slits.
Figuring out whenever your prospective mate is aroused is also relatively straightforward. The male will sport a long erection that would make most men jealous ("anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose", we are advised). The dolphin's penis is also prehensile and flexible, and you can wrap it around your arm. It is not mentioned if the dolphin likes to have his penis wrapped around some dink's arm. On the other hand, the female's genitals will become pink and swollen, and she may nuzzle against you.
Also, I still can't believe I am writing about having sex with dolphins. This is what being an Insolitologist is all about, folks.
.... it only gets worse from there. hahaha
http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm
LOL @ the dog fucker... Jesus god those stories never fail to crack me up. Check this shit out. lulz
How to fuck a dolphin
Dolphins: FAQ on Mating
(Note : Unfortunately, as of 2005, this popular site seems to be gone forever.)
Yes, I am perfectly aware there are many kinds of sex fetishes out there. There are people who are aroused by feet, shoes, and even shoelaces. But dolphins ? Anyway, if you want to have sex with a dolphin (and who doesn't ?), this is the guide for you. Please note in passing that the image to the right was called "yum.jpg" on the web site (for some reason, now called "fun.jpg").
Here is how to proceed :
1. Where to find a dolphin ?
Aquariums and zooz are out of the question : too many witnesses. You are instead advised to try to find a beach where dolphins live. You also need luck :
Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time. I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city.
And if the Coast Guard comes by, you're on your own.
2. Pre-sex assessment of the situation
First, you need to figure out 1. the gender of the dolphin and 2. figure out if the dolphin is aroused.
To do the first, you need to look at their head (males have a fatter, rounder head), or on the dolphin's belly, between opposite the dorsal fin and the tail. The male has two larger slits, and the female has one large slit and two small mammary slits.
Figuring out whenever your prospective mate is aroused is also relatively straightforward. The male will sport a long erection that would make most men jealous ("anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose", we are advised). The dolphin's penis is also prehensile and flexible, and you can wrap it around your arm. It is not mentioned if the dolphin likes to have his penis wrapped around some dink's arm. On the other hand, the female's genitals will become pink and swollen, and she may nuzzle against you.
Also, I still can't believe I am writing about having sex with dolphins. This is what being an Insolitologist is all about, folks.
.... it only gets worse from there. hahaha
http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm
StaySedated
Bluelighter
you do it more than a few times a week, hell i do it more than a few times a day and i have i hot girlfriend(with whom i have sex with regularly).
the dolphin sex stuff is fucking wrong, come on...
fryingsquirrel
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If that post doesn't put this thread in the best of BL then we need new mods.
Violenza666
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The reason I don't get around to it some days is I have a 3 year old daughter. So.... before I was a mom I was masturbating multiple times a day and having sex with my husband multiple times a day. My husband is hot as well. But shit changes when you have a kid, especially when you're a stay at home mom.
The dolphin shit is quite possibly some of the funniest shit I have encountered on the internet.. lol It's not wrong, it's epic.
Do you like dolphins?
fryingsquirrel
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I've heard dolphins masturbate, but I'll be damned if I can figure out how.
Violenza666
Bluelighter
That's a thinker.... lol My husband and I are pondering now... will post back if we come up with anything good. The only thing I can think of is if they masturbate eachother with their "bottle noses"...
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Violenza666
Bluelighter
I'm not sure masturbation is the right word for that.
Lulz... Maybe they rub themselves on coral.. using it as a dildo of sorts.. hahaha the anemone could provide a tingling sensation.. hahahha There's all sizes in the sea.. and sea cucumbers..
Did you see that king of the hill when hank hill got raped by the dolphin?? hahahah oh fuck that was funny shit. Maybe they target innocent swimmers... I mean fuck on when good pets go bad santa got raped by a reindeer...
fryingsquirrel
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I'm gonna have nightmares
8L4YN3
Bluelighter
Dont worry dude, you're not the only one who has cleaned up the cum, wiped the sweat off the forehead, and thought to yourself how the fuck did i sit here doing this for the last 7 hours? If people knew fuck....
10 minutes later you're horny again....
Sadly i can relate, i personally avoid amps because of how sexual they make me. Becomes lame fast without a partner.
10 minutes later you're horny again....
Sadly i can relate, i personally avoid amps because of how sexual they make me. Becomes lame fast without a partner.
Small doses make me slightly horny, which is good because my libido was extremely low while/ after I abused downers, and it used to be pretty high.
I think low-dose dexedrine should be prescribed to people with very low libido.
It may eventually start turning on you unless you really increase the dose.
But benzos are pretty similar in that respect. I really think dexedrine has potential as a libido-heightener, and should be safe for short to medium-term use use.
StaySedated
Bluelighter
one of the reasons why i never want kids...
also i don't like dolphins in any way. i hate those animals(along with pandas).
StaySedated
Bluelighter
so this is what married couples think about... lol
"honey how do you think dolphins pleasure themselves?"
fryingsquirrel
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^^^Why do you think old people talk about the weather?
Because they've hears each others stories a hundred times and are just plain out of shit to talk abouit.
Because they've hears each others stories a hundred times and are just plain out of shit to talk abouit.
LivingOnValium
Bluelighter
I usually feel a bit lame after a wankathon.
However I get over it by shooting more MDPV and starting it all over again.
However I get over it by shooting more MDPV and starting it all over again.
rickolasnice
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It's all part of the come down 
fryingsquirrel
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They do know. They did it, too.
StaySedated
Bluelighter
still i find it best to have a hooker(or two) around when i'm partying on stimulants.
why pleasure myself when for $500 i can have someone who really knows whats she's doing give me pleasure.
plus sometimes the hooker charges less if i let her do some blow or speed while she's there and some smack or benzos for when we're "done".
why pleasure myself when for $500 i can have someone who really knows whats she's doing give me pleasure.
plus sometimes the hooker charges less if i let her do some blow or speed while she's there and some smack or benzos for when we're "done".