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Anti-Christmas League Are Go!

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ozbreaker said:
Ah.. i love going to the shops on the 24th and just watching people.. it's the funniest thing ever! It's meant to be the time when people are all nice to each other and good to all humanity and it's hilarious how pissed off and cranky people are and how little goodwill there is out there! Last year we were just wandering about giggling at peoiple and i spotted at least one other couple out there doing the same!
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Hahaha I do this too....I used to work in a supermarket and they would put me on all day, everyday of Christmas week....the only way to get through it sane would be to go a little insane and find the extremely funny side of everything. Like the mothers who bring their 400 screaming children to the immensly crowded supermarket, or the people who buy 6 loaves of bread or 8L of milk cause the stores are closed for 2 days....haha wankers :D

Now I volunteer to do the last minute grocery shopping so I can check out all these nutters...hehe nice :D
 
Sign me up!!!!! Please!!!

I hate Christmas. I hate the empty Christian platitudes, the blatant commercialisation, the tackyness of the decorations, the emptiness of sentiment, and most of all, I hate having to go play happy families and pretend that everyone in my family actually likes eachother! God damn is it painful!

I don't even like the present part as in my family it causes far more trouble than it's worth :( So down with Christmas!!! This year I'm planning on going down to Canberra to celebrate a good old fashioned pagan Yule with some wonderful friends. Fingers crossed we make it!

:XSmiley
 
This is the first year ever that I'm not going to be with my family for xmas......Fuck I'm looking foward to it. All my friends with "no where better to go" are gunna hang out and take a shiteload of drugs :)....

Hopefully this will be better than having my Dad chuck a mental and sook all day cause some-one else in the family "hurt his feelings"... or having to listen to my grandmother eat with her mouth open, or listening to Demis Rousos' xmas album from 1976, or listening to my Grandad and Dad getting into pissed arguments about politics, or watching my Mum do ALL the cooking and then ALL the cleaning up, while the rest of the family sits back on their lazy arses (Me included)...........................

I think that it'll be better :D

Oh yeah, Sign me up baby.......

P.S. Thank fuck I don't work in retail anymore (reading your posts brought back all the memories from four years ago)........*shudder*
 
smokin' joe said:
This is the first year ever that I'm not going to be with my family for xmas......Fuck I'm looking foward to it.
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I hear ya there bruvva! This Christmas is gonna be my best one ever, it's my first family-free Christmas also! Kinda hard to spend time with your relatives when you moved interstate to get away from the fuckers, hehehe.... =D

Okay, the updated list:

President Raz
Also-President Miss Slingshot
Vice-President Mean Girl
Anti-Christmas Ham Urbanhog
pillsnapa
doofqueen
RustyBickie
smileyfish
smokin' joe

We will be an unstoppable force for good...or evil...or som'thin....

JOIN US!!!!!!!!

--President Raz--
 
If all goes well, I can get away without having to help my mother put up her christmas tree (which in itself isn't a bad day, we sit around drinking champagne, getting drunk and eating Lindt balls), but seeing as I'm not a fan of the tree (what with the pine needles and all), and I'm not at home, and it's too heavy for mum to lift on her own, I think I might just be in luck...

-*Seal of approval from Vice President, Mean Girl*-
 
lostpunk5545 said:
The point I was trying to make is even if you look past the commercialism of christmas the original meaning was fucking stupid as well.
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Celebrating the winter solstice was stupid? Celebrating the shortest day of the winter when we could look forward to the days becoming longer and warmer as we moved into spring... Man, such a stupid reason to have a party. 8)

Christmas in Christian tradition wasn’t declared until 350AD by Pope Julius and really, it was just a very successful attempt of the church to crush even older pagan traditions by assimilating them.
 
i dont mind chirstmas carols... when i get paid to sing them... yay! carols by candlelight services all over melbourne!

ill jump on the bandwagon and say "i hate the commercialism of christmas!"

...but i like getting paid to sing carols...
 
Santa is a total fascist, find somebody who looks more like a Ku-klux klansman and i'll change my stance.


"I couldn't let him live, he electrocuted santa's balls"
 
well.. i do love that white christmas copha-drenched candy stuff. all the other food associated with christmas is stupid.

i bought super food ideas and because it's december every 2nd recipe is for fucking turkey or ham or weird yukky pudding shit. i just wanna make cheesecake! >:|

um.. i hate the way christmas has fucked it for anyone who wants to wear red and white without being associated with fucking santa.

and what sort of a fucked up name is santa claus?

at least easter is a bit easier to ignore
 
miss eloise raises some good points~!

eloise said:
well.. i do love that white christmas copha-drenched candy stuff. all the other food associated with christmas is stupid.
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This is my ONE concession to christmas...mmmmm white christmas....that shit is the shit! My ex's sister used to make the best fucking white christmas I have ever eaten in my life...just thinking about it makes me drool....she even made me a whole tray once after we broke up just cause I loved it so much!

But she's another state away now, and white christmas is just a sweet forgotten memory.....fuck christmas!!!
um.. i hate the way christmas has fucked it for anyone who wants to wear red and white without being associated with fucking santa.
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This too is true...whenever I go out on the town all in red, people are all like "Hey Santa!" and I'm like, "hey if I stick forks in your dog's head, can I call him Rudolph?"

Actually I've never said that before in my life, but that was a pretty funny comeback... =D

--President Raz--
 
can someone please tell me what the fuck "White christmas" is. Sounds yummy though!

I have signed up to this League - when do I get my membership badge?And also I love all the Christmas cookies and stuff, so is it ok to still eat them in surplus?
 
it's in safeway at last
tis the season, huh?

it's white. and it's very very sweet stuff, usually like a slice, with copha and bits of fruit and stuff like that.. sweet mother of god it's good

i'll trade you three turkeys and a leg of ham for apiece of the stuff any day
 
WHITE CHRISTMAS

Ingredients:
1 cup desiccated coconut
2 cups Rice bubbles
1 cup Icing sugar
1 cup milk powder
185 grams sultanas
185 grams diced dried apricots
60 grams chopped red glace cherries
250grams white vegetable shortening

Mix it all together kinda like chocolate crackles, only white!

Also recommended is the addition of a bottle of bacardi to the white christmas mix - who's up for making white christmas with me by the kilo christmas eve!

As the joint president of the Anti Christmas League I propose that we need to find a suitable 'completely un christmassy' way of celebrating the day that has caused us much pain.

While paintball at Bondi Beach or mass jelly wrestling spring to mind as possible activities, i know that within the vast intelligence and creativity of our league there are countless recipes for christmas day mischief.

competing for the prize of as much *special* White Christmas as you can eat, whats everyones best ideas?
 
^^I'm down with that....I'll help you make white christmas(..except we'll have to call it "White Festivus"..or "Drunkard's Slice" or something like that...boo@christmas related paraphernalia!), though I cook like a dog (ie:not very well)...let's have a big get-together for like-minded individuals to party on without christmassy intervention! Who's up for that?

Membership badges are being made as we speak...well, maybe not badges...I'll say no more because I'm too beautiful for prison... ;)

The only recreational activities I'm any good at are sex and table soccer...I don't really know how well either of those would fit into the theme, but I'm willing to give it a try! =D

--President Raz--
 
This is the picture I put up at my mum's work the other day to "spread the Christmas Cheer" ;)

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Merry Christmas indeed...
 
Liked Raz's Party idea, as I am "Anti-Christmas ham" so there has to be no xmas ham products at the party =D

Just Have "get wasted hawaiian style party" or simply have no themes I mean Australian aborigninals dont even celebrate xmas for the last thousand years......theme?
 
Originally posted by Raz
The only recreational activities I'm any good at are sex and table soccer...I don't really know how well either of those would fit into the theme, but I'm willing to give it a try! =D


Why don't we just make the theme Sex and Table soccer? sounds like a good way to spend a day/week to me!! =D
 
YAY!

They're our Anti-Christmas Party theme!

Sex and Table Soccer!

Miss Slingshot, I will be calling you forthwith and post-haste...or somethin....

--President Raz--
 
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