Thorns Have Roses
Bluelight Crew
"I'll call you back in ten minutes"
this times one million.
Also, any promises to give you some shit gratis/return money (of course I do the same thing, hahaha).
"I'll call you back in ten minutes"
'can I bum a cigg'. No! Their new ports not Supports!!!
"I'll call you back in ten minutes"
"OH shit, I accidently snorted your line too."
This actually happened to me. Two lines of mxe are laid out about a half inch apart. Credit card is placed between both lines. I lean down and insufflate one line. I pick my head up and both lines are gone. Lets just say that a double dose of mxe is a whole different story than a coke double dose.
"OH SHIT"
When I was doing heroin I came to figure out that when my guy said "one second" it meant 10 minutes, "one minute" means 20 and god forbid he said any longer amount of time.
I always hated how some people would tell you to meet them somewhere, and then either take FOREVER to finally see you, or just never meet you at all. I mean if you cant do anything for 2 hours, or not at all, JUST TELL ME! Don't make me wait in the citgo parking lot like a douche forever!