Na it's not bullshit man. I've personally done 800mg a day for about 4 months and know quite a few others who have when dealing was good.
annoying sayings from drug users
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Na it's not bullshit man. I've personally done 800mg a day for about 4 months and know quite a few others who have when dealing was good.
"Yo want some KUSH? Best shit you'll ever smoke, $5 a gram."
No, it's China bud, shut the fuck up. I love how every shitty dealer seems to call their weed Kush.
"That shit'll kill ya, man" (in reference to cigarettes)
It'd be less obnoxious if it wasn't generally uttered in between bong rips.
No, it's China bud, shut the fuck up. I love how every shitty dealer seems to call their weed Kush.
"That shit'll kill ya, man" (in reference to cigarettes)
It'd be less obnoxious if it wasn't generally uttered in between bong rips.
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augustaB
Bluelighter
You shouldn't smoke hash it's been soaked in mercury to make it weigh heavier!
Story dates from 1967
Story dates from 1967
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
And the oldest chestnut of them all: "I'll be two minutes"... WTF? What fucking space time continuum do tyou fucking operate in!!??
LSDMDMA&
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mdma aint had meth in it (as in sure you know...) but also as i'm sure you know the MA does stand for methamphetamine
just as the md stands fer methylenedioxy
Monkeybizness
Bluelighter
"let me hit that shit"
nooo fiend get away
nooo fiend get away
TheMichaelD
Greenlighter
I hate it when you ask your guy what he has and he looks around all paranoid like, then leans in close and says (actually mumbles) "got some mummhffhhu and unmffumuff" like someone is going to hear his dirty list, when the nearest person is 300 feet away. Don't mumble just tell me what you have so I can decide how much I want to buy.
never true
while puking "im never drinking again"
the funniest thing i remember someone fucked up saying was when my accountant was leaning out the door of my car throwing up in a busy parking lot at lunchtime.. he leans back in the car and mumbles "when you puke, you shit.."
while puking "im never drinking again"
the funniest thing i remember someone fucked up saying was when my accountant was leaning out the door of my car throwing up in a busy parking lot at lunchtime.. he leans back in the car and mumbles "when you puke, you shit.."
HeWhoHowls
Bluelighter
"i dropped some cid last night, the leprachauns n elephants wudnt leave me alone"
Im gonna rip your eyes out n rape the sockets you dumb fuck.
Im gonna rip your eyes out n rape the sockets you dumb fuck.
Warped Reality
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LSDMDMA&9676584 said:
I'm aware.
Warped Reality
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Yeaah I've had kids come up to me telling me that "they smoked some weed laced with acid and they were seeing dragons". I was like, no... you just imagined that...
zombiesarepeaceful
Bluelighter
THIS.
"fuck ____ man, that shit's wack"
you're entitled to your asshole-, I mean opinion, everyone has one...but when you don't know jack shit about ____ drug, don't go talking shit about it
HeWhoHowls
Bluelighter
Bob Dole needs you to pass that blunt faster.
Working in a night club and chatting to customers, see someone buzzing, having a good time, not bugging anyone and the customer I'm chatting to will turn around and go
"Fucking druggies, only causing fucking hassle for everyone. I'd never fuck my self up on that shite man"
They will then typical guzzle down their pint, do some stupid shots and go start a fight with the nearest bouncer.
Mind you the guys who always tell me "sure just do a couple of pills mate, you'll be grand, sure you can't get into any trouble like you'll just be in love with anyone!" really bug me too.
From years behind the bar and seeing all sort of shit go down no matter what state your in, shit happens and it can happen to you so don't be a fuck head and just keep your head about you.
"Fucking druggies, only causing fucking hassle for everyone. I'd never fuck my self up on that shite man"
They will then typical guzzle down their pint, do some stupid shots and go start a fight with the nearest bouncer.
Mind you the guys who always tell me "sure just do a couple of pills mate, you'll be grand, sure you can't get into any trouble like you'll just be in love with anyone!" really bug me too.
From years behind the bar and seeing all sort of shit go down no matter what state your in, shit happens and it can happen to you so don't be a fuck head and just keep your head about you.
rincewindrocks
Bluelighter
wow, just found these on FB...priceless
