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annoying sayings from drug users

What else I hate that ive seen a lot is im at the dealera house and somebody comes over sick and begging for a front, and the dealer offers them a whole strip of sub and they always always make a excuse why they are so sick but it still hasent been long enough for.them to take a sub, they did washes that morn, a half a pill last night ect. Like if.your that sick take the fucking sub and be happy not to be sick anymore. When im sick af is be happy as hell.with a free sub just to feel better
 
Love this thread. When a pisshead looks over his pint of whiskey at the lines of coke and says, 'That shit will kill you.' Alcoholics frowning upon other drug use always fucks me off.
 
"I'm just going to try this once because I could not live with myself if I'd spent my entire life wondering how this feels."
 
Erikmen said:
"I'm just going to try this once because I could not live with myself if I'd spent my entire life wondering how this feels."
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I'd call that a lesson that only comes with experience... That there are things you're better off not knowing.

When I was a kid I would have said there was no such thing, id never say it now.
 
ErgicMergic said:
For a country with such lax laws on soft drugs, its inhabitants are shockingly straight-laced. Except for booze and cigarettes: I've heard you guys will drink like fish and smoke like chimneys but look down on cannabis users.
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Nobody smokes cigarettes like a European. Well, maybe Vietnam is smokier?
 
Sweetyjane77 said:
"I'll get ya back"
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I always pretty much ignore that too, haha. People are always blown away when I say that I'll get them back and then actually follow through on it.

For some reason the word "tooter" to refer to a straw to insufflate/inhale drugs through really bothers me for some reason. The word just grates on my ears.
 
Burnt Offerings said:
I always pretty much ignore that too, haha. People are always blown away when I say that I'll get them back and then actually follow through on it.

For some reason the word "tooter" to refer to a straw to insufflate/inhale drugs through really bothers me for some reason. The word just grates on my ears.
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Is that because it sounds so much like "cooter" or "hooters"? I haven't heard the term "tooter" in a real long time. I had friends who used to use the term "hoover", as in the vacuum cleaner brand, to describe someone who could really inhale super lines like a champ. Again, t'was a long time ago.
 
I've deserved a physical warning for an annoying comment or two of my own, so please take my most annoying list with a grain of salt and a giggle :)

People who consume a sizeable pile of Meth/Coke/Speed without hesitation, but when I suggest aspirin for a headache or anti-histamine for allergies, look at me like I've grown an evil and threatening second head. Bonus points if the sentence, "I don't want all those chemicals in my body" or the like is uttered.

Then there are the people who, after the first taste of a new drug, exclaim loudly and passionately "I'm never drinking again!". Once or twice I can tolerate, if not understand, but someone grabbing at me with sweaty palms and yelling the sentence in my face for the fifth time that hour is excessive.

People who read meth users see/feel bugs on their skin, become convinced of that fact with no further research and then feel the need to preach it to you constantly - in a voice and manner normally associated with the "Praise the lord, I feel a healing' coming on!!!" groups of early morning TV bible bashers (Donate now or go directly to hell, Vile Sinner!!)

Look, it's probably happened, some time, somewhere, but not to me, not to anyone else I know, nor to anyone I've ever spoken to or heard of who I can confirm is an actual person.

Last but not least... The "this is the ONLY way to smoke a pipe" arguments. Annoying. You smoke your way, I'll smoke mine and we'll both be happy huh?

Haha, great topic, and I hope nothing I've said here has annoyed anyone ;)
 
"And at some point you say look out for the sniper" to a crack head or meth chronic user and he'll freak out. "He's after you but I believe he can't get that clearance to go on etc." These sort of jokes may end up being a mess. Definitely not a good idea as we've learned.
 
^ Classic, I was just going to say something quite similar about these friends we used to have that could swear on the mother that they got whatever they did and it was indeed pure because he was assured of that. I mean 100% percent, like you said.
 
"I'm feeling so good, life is great enjoy it like you can. I can do this forever."
 
"I will just keep partying and fuc if I'm getting old and green Life's a bitch and then you die."
 
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