oooh I can't stand that either....
dude #1 "Oh yea, well I didn't have any fresh water at the time so I had to use fucking toilet water man."
dude #2 "Yea man, well I was out of fresh stuff and I needed it so bad I had to use a needle that was (x amount) days old and used by (x amount) other people."
Like the dirtier and worse the administration made that person better than the other?? By the end of the conversation it's this person did this many bags and this person took it out of his friend's cousin's sister's asshole...puh-leez. I don't get the need to measure dicks...if you're there you're all there for the same reason.