annoying sayings from drug users

[pete+carl]

most annoying is "its legal so its safe"
another that annoys me alot is "i will quit when i get addicted"

 

[highhooked]

"i'll be there in 10 minutes..."8)

Haha ahhhh man yup yupppp

 

[tentram]

"sorry, was still running on daylight savings"

our state doesn't have daylight savings you dumb fuck.

 

[tomatalli]

how about this one for a dealers excuse

"Ill be there soon i had to go back home to shut the oven off so my bread doesnt burn"

literally got that response today

 

[Howzat?]

"I'm five minutes away" either from a dealer or a friend who is constantly dragging their heels. Junkie time is fucking annoying.

 

[LOGan1314]

"I swear todays my last day using"

Why is that annoying for someone to say? If it is a serious problem for them you should encourage this idea/saying.

 

[phenethylo J]

True but very few people that say that crap end up sticking to it even when you encourage them they will go out and buy an 8ball the next day.

 

[DroneLore]

When ever people talk about doing anything, regardless of whether it's a good idea, I tend to get fed up if they talk about it too much. Eventually, I just want to say, "shut the fuck up and do it, then!"

 

[laugh]

"what do you want? ok, gimme your cash, and wait for me here, il be back..."

 

[Pharmanaut]

and we all know how a bad trip can turn out...

Ha! Reminded me. Stonehenge '83 during the mother of all bad trips some guy tells me that vitamin C will bring you down. I devoured eight oranges, peel, pips, the whole shebang.
Can say from experience vit c has no effect whatsoever.

 

[drlongwodo]

I live life to the fullest, I'll try anything once, except for Heroin...

*when I would give a person like that Methadone or Oxycodone they would pop it without hesitation.
Mind you, this is in a country where people don't know what Oxycodone is, and very vaguely heard of Methadone.

 

[MittZombie]

'hook me up'

 

[drlongwodo]

The kid I used to buy bud from was convincing me that alcohol was an upper.

Alcohol's ability to release dopamine in low dosages (1-3 drinks) might make it seem like an upper. But it's not, no.

 

[weekend addiction]

More of a topic of conversation but I'm sick of hearing about how weed should be legal. People that only smoke weed are the worst about this. Its fucking annoying that I have to hear you bitch because the drug you happen to like is illegal. Almost all the drugs I like are illegal. Get over it.

 

[ParappaTheRapper]

Rage. Spun cookies. Faced. Tripping face. Tripping balls.

 

[thebenster of Ra]

Yo gangster

 

[Obiez]

Put the money on the ground, then he himself picks it up after handing me the shit. Fucking genious eh?

 

[ParappaTheRapper]

Shardz. Cash. Dank. Threshold. Sub breakthrough. Breakthrough.

 

[Pharmanaut]

"It's £xxx a g but it's not a weighed g." (I kid you not!)


(Whoops, thanks Seyer...)

 

[lookmanolimbs]

"I don't smoke weed I'm <insert overdiagnosed mental illness here"
"I'm never touching drugs again, I did 2 tabs of acid and went crazy" (then a week later was back to normal)
"why are you paying a tenner a pill"
"getting on it"

People have referred to me as a "junkie" despite the fact I won't go within a hundred feet of heroin.

Lots more in this brain 'o' mine somewhere...