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annoying sayings from drug users

friend"dude, lets snort some tylenol"
me"are you retarded?"
friend"nah it gets you high"
me"if you're talking about tylenol with codeine, that still doesn't get you high if you snort it"
friend"oh well i guess we should just smoke a bowl instead"
 
"Dude, acid is some really crazy shit... it's MAN MADE, man!! 8o You should just stick to shrooms instead, it's all natural." 8)

<-- I've done acid maybe 12 times, never done shrooms because I hear the ego-shatter can be overwhelming, and I'm not looking for that right now. LSD seems to be more predictable and the way it destroys your ego in high doses is not violent and confusing as an equivalent dose of shrooms.
 
"I bet I can roll a better joint than everyone here."

"Say no to drugs man." - drunk relative at bar while we're outside smoking

"I've done more shit than you, trust me." - acquaintance who has only known me for a couple months

"What the fuck... I never knew you guys do hardcore drugs. Don't you realize you're putting your life in danger?" - girlfriend of a friend while rolling a joint (also drinks and smokes like a chimney) after noticing that I whipped out a baggie of blow

"Don't be an idiot, stick with weed, it's natural." - countless potheads everywhere

"This is some really good shit yo." - some guy after I knowingly gave him a bunk ecstasy pill (caffeine)
 
"so man, you wanna chip in for some drugs for the party tonight?"

"Nah, I think I'm done with drugs for awhile."

At the party; "Yo, can I get a cheeky line/have a toke?"

I remember this girl told this girl who was into me at the time: "I don't think he'd be able to have sex ever, he's done too many drugs." Yeah, all I'd done at that point in my life was smoke bud on the weekends.
 
"Dude, acid is some really crazy shit... it's MAN MADE, man!! 8o You should just stick to shrooms instead, it's all natural." 8)

<-- I've done acid maybe 12 times, never done shrooms because I hear the ego-shatter can be overwhelming, and I'm not looking for that right now. LSD seems to be more predictable and the way it destroys your ego in high doses is not violent and confusing as an equivalent dose of shrooms.

LSD is in fact man made. It was synthesized from Ergotamine.

Also, if you'd tripped on LSD multiple times, I'd say you are ready for a mushroom trip. Nothing too heavy, just a medium size dose. I'd personally recommend at least a gram. No more than two grams. It's subjective though, but generally speaking I find one gram to be a quality experience particularly for a first timer. Even now, having taken Acid well over 50 times, various RC's and Mushrooms, I still find One Gram of quality mushies to be a great place to be. No need to push it any further.
 
LSD is in fact man made. It was synthesized from Ergotamine.

Also, if you'd tripped on LSD multiple times, I'd say you are ready for a mushroom trip. Nothing too heavy, just a medium size dose. I'd personally recommend at least a gram. No more than two grams. It's subjective though, but generally speaking I find one gram to be a quality experience particularly for a first timer. Even now, having taken Acid well over 50 times, various RC's and Mushrooms, I still find One Gram of quality mushies to be a great place to be. No need to push it any further.

Of course it's man-made, LOL. My point was that just because something is natural (shrooms), doesn't make it any safer or less intense than something as processed and man-made as LSD with blotters as your vehicle. It's such a "processed," "unnatural" drug, yet it's so gentle at low-normal doses. :)

Thanks for the input on the shrooms, had someone tell me the same thing recently. :)
 
@Ho-Chi-Minh hahaha yup every time i go to cop thats what the dealer says. Fuck itll be coke, rock, h whatever. Man theyve always got dat fire, and 9 times outta 10 its shit

@Bigfanofthemdrugs too many times too fuckin many. My friend told me all opiates have heroin in them thats why they make you feel that way. I dont even argue with those people im like aite i gotcha have a nice day.
 
"im on pills"
"what pills?"
"well obviously the ones that fuck you up"
"was it ecstasy?"
"oh god NO!!"
"i would never take ecstasy, i was just a pill!"
"was it green with a picture of mickey mouse on side, and a butterfly on the other?"
"yeah, howd you know?"
"your'e on a pill containing mdma, meth, and supposedly ketamine, which you bought from my girlfriend"

this was literally the kind of ignorance the people i grew up around had to drugs, they didnt know what they were taking, not even a slang, just "pills". i would imagine somebody offering them "lines" and snorting meth unknowingly.
 
"i would never fuck with mdma, but ill do molly" - my cousin. to his defense hes prolly taking methylone being sold as mdma
 
haha, they usually look more or less the same and as long as it hits ok and isnt falling apart, its good in my book

sir, you have much to learn


"doesnt heroin rot your teeth?"

"ill take E, oxy, and adderall, but acid destroys your brain and its really addictive"

"e is safe, man, how could it hurt you, it makes you so happy"

"i do ecstasy, but molly is dangerous man"

"do you wanna have an herb ceremony?"
"whats that?"
"we sit in a circle and venerate the herb so we can get closer to god"
"so we smoke a doob"
"yeah but its sacred"
"fuck you"

"shrooms are safer than acid man, its natural. acid will give you a bad trip"

"i will only do natural drugs, fuck coke, heroin, acid and all that shir"
"ok man, hit this opium with us"
"..."
"coca leaf?"
"..."
"morning glory seeds?"
 
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