An American Posting To The Australians

[Miss Peks]

ATTN ALL AUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You've gotta help me I've been severely ass raped over there.
C'mon you've gotta help lil innocent pekkie

 

[-Ecka-]

Ha ha .. Griff .. whatta classic . I will use that one

 

[cool disco ed!]

You guys invented three things???
<--- one dude who is seriously impressed
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the more you think about it, the more milk makes sense
give the next person you see an open-mouth kiss and a slap on the ass for me
love peace and grease
ed!

 

[Lingo]

Leave it to the Aussie's to discover an antibiotic that is made from mold.
Adios,
Steve

 

[Xtine22]

pekkie I think you like the arse raping!!!!

you know I love you don't you??

 

[icantfeelmylegs]

Eww.. them darn americans and their arse-raping... *rolls eyes* you crazy kids!
I just thought I would wade into this debate and say little of any use whatsoever.. Oh.. I did it already.
well.. all I got to say to you americans is that lil bit at the end of the simpsons in Oz episode.. with that evil lookin koala hangin on to the chopper.. hehehe... 'An Australian DropBear in Springfield' anyone?
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*shuffle, shuffle*

 

[Prometheus]

Cool discoEd you're a tosser. We invented aussie rules footy, so thats four things.
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Enjoy the silence...

 

[randomblondeboy]

two words, good beer.
oh and teriyaki (c;
corse none of you yanks would understand that last bit, and its better left that way.
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going back to romford...
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[TasEDevil]

Tassie aint that far away and yes we do have lotsa poppies, sticky tar is yumm yumm
Two heads are better than NONE!

 

[Crow]

well nichole kidman is Australian...so maybe there not all that ugly and evil.

Can your guys send some Vegemite this way?

 

[Crow]

Also do all Aussies behaive like the Crocodile hunter??
[This message has been edited by Crow (edited 22 March 2001).]

 

[cool disco ed!]

what's a tosser?
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the more you think about it, the more milk makes sense
give the next person you see an open-mouth kiss and a slap on the ass for me
love peace and grease
ed!

 

[GreenAlien]

tosser = disco cool ed = retard = dipstick = stronzo = ass -P) = j/k.... he he he
a tosser is someone who has their hand on their little (we are talking about yanks here! hehe) fella all too often...
Yep 4 things Ozzie's invented. 4 USEFUL things. As to the penal colonies having a questionable gene pool well let's not mention some 'wonderous' gene pool outcomes from the US...
And there's a lot of arse-raping going on cos that's the only hole the yanks know isn't it? ;-)
Still I think the yanks have come up with some pearlers (that means great here in Oz!), haven't they?
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They pricked you full of thorazine...
They gave you electric convulsive therapy.
You don't know where you are...
Where you're going...
The drums don't stop!

 

[Xtine22]

cool disco ed! - what isn't the word "tosser" in the dictionery???

 

[cool disco ed!]

dictionary states: tosser (toss'er) n. one who tosses
also, i'm kinda representing for the canadians right now so these yank insults are fine by me.
and aussies (nice spelling) invented four things? wow- i'll drop the sarcasm from before.
and are there any kiwis in this forum?
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the more you think about it, the more milk makes sense
give the next person you see an open-mouth kiss and a slap on the ass for me
love peace and grease
ed!

 

[Remmy]

Hey American boys, do you guys have THE ugliest women in the world or what? Because those things that you get on Jerry Springer and the like are hideous.
Dont you think its funny how they no longer have touring freak shows. I heard they just couldnt compete with all those Americans on our television nowadays.

 

[ice-9]

actually, penicillin was made by a Canadian, not an Aussie. Back down to three.

 

[Spencer]

I remember once i saw this episode.. well actually, it was a four part mini series, of the fact of life. and they all go to australia and blaire and joe get mixed up with thiis opal thief and an aussie cop and they can't figure out who is who, and natalie gets stranded in the outback with this real hunky guy, and tuti gets lost and meets this guy (played by mario van peebles) who is pretending to be an aborigine.
The Facts of Life kick ass.
-Spencer
Fuck PLUR, It's all about hardcore ass fucking

 

[madmick19]

Prometheus your a champ, those yank are bad but we still gotta get rid of those twoheaded tasmanians. hold on *ding*
send em to the yanks
muahahahahahahahaha.............suckers
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"no mum, there my vitamin tabs"

 

[Mr. Sticky]

Pleonastic ,
An extraneous "u" is a gratuitous construct...just implies excessive pretension.

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"How could you possibly fuck up abstract art?" -- Lily