Yes, I'll have a Victoria's Filet, medium, baked potato with butter and sour cream and ranch on my salad... thanks.
Wait, what's that? This ISN'T Outback? Damn.
The British are coming..The Bri...Ahhh hang on...The Yanks are coming..The yanks are coming...
Hide your cats and dogs. No arse (yes that IS how you spell arse...an ass is an animal...Damn American "english" he he he) is safe! ;-)
Just kidding y'all..You be sure to come right back now ya hear?
Good to see the rest of the world finding the little wonder we have here...the G spot...;-)
A joke son...I said that was a joke son...Dagnamit...
Am I bored at work? Nooooo FARKING bored would be a better desc.
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They pricked you full of thorazine...
They gave you electric convulsive therapy.
You don't know where you are...
Where you're going...
The drums don't stop!
The British are coming..The Bri...Ahhh hang on...The Yanks are coming..The yanks are coming...
Hide your cats and dogs. No arse (yes that IS how you spell arse...an ass is an animal...Damn American "english" he he he) is safe! ;-)
Just kidding y'all..You be sure to come right back now ya hear?
Good to see the rest of the world finding the little wonder we have here...the G spot...;-)
A joke son...I said that was a joke son...Dagnamit...
Am I bored at work? Nooooo FARKING bored would be a better desc.
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They pricked you full of thorazine...
They gave you electric convulsive therapy.
You don't know where you are...
Where you're going...
The drums don't stop!
bah, americans always complain when they relise that they live in a worse place than australia..........fuck that survivor shit
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"no mum, there my vitamin tabs"
And as for the americans .... you people are really nice to have ard when we're bored.
PLUR!!
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Raving goes beyond what words can Express!
I am currently hacking into Russian Space Agency to reposition the final destination of MIR to the crackheads in Australia.
Aussies..don't forget your pillows. HEADS UP!
i gotta ask you guys about those extras in Mad Max. Are you all that ugly? Talk about being hit by the ugly stick. I guess British penal colonies don't have good gene pools.
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the more you think about it, the more milk makes sense
give the next person you see an open-mouth kiss and a slap on the ass for me
love peace and grease
ed!
I love Australia.
Any country that is willing to share such fine talents as
Yahoo Serious - The australian Orson Welles; Young Einstein and Reckless Kelly are two of the best films of the twentieth century.
Paul Hogan - I can't wait for Crocodile Dundee 3: Mick In L.A.! (You think I'm joking?)
Jocko - Never has one man done so much for the world with just one word... "OI!".
And must I mention those clever Foster's beer commercials? And don't even get me started on Vegemite!
Adios,
Steve
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