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Amusing Place Names in the UK ver. Worldwide Civic Nomenclature Sniggerings

Alien

Alien

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Because, as everyone knows, we've got a fair few of them ......

Stick your postcode in at this site to find them near to you ......

I, apparently, live close to ..

Titty Hill
Balls Cross
Pishill
Knob Hill
Lickfold
Herbert's Hole
Cock Pond
Golden Balls
Mincing Lane
Hooker's Farm


:)

All good juvenile fun
 
Spital Tongues

Hairy Side


Shitlington Crags


Slag Hill

Fanny Barks


Faggot

Lady's Hole

Cock Play


Cock Bush Hall Farm


Crackpot
 
Mincing Lane (map)
13.1 miles

Thong (map)
14.2 miles

Pratt's Bottom (map)
16.6 miles

Cock Pond (map)
16.8 miles

Minges (map)
18.5 miles

Gay Bowers (map)
18.9 miles

Cock Clarks (map)
20.2 miles

Titsey Park (map)
22.3 miles

Dancing Dicks (map)
22.7 miles

Tyttenhanger (map)
23.9 miles
 
Cum Hag Wood (map)
6.2 miles

Wetwang (map)
11.1 miles

Bitchagreen (map)
17.7 miles

Cock Heads (map)
19.2 miles

Cock Bush Hall Farm (map)
28.5 miles

Camp Town (map)
36.0 miles

Beaver Dyke (map)
36.7 miles

Dicken-Dyke (map)
36.9 miles

Rimswell (map)
41.2 miles

Shafton Two Gates (map)
45.1 miles


Nice....I only ever knew about Wetwang.
 
Foul End (map)
9.2 miles

Bell End (map)
17.9 miles

Lickey End (map)
19.3 miles

Feckenham (map)
25.3 miles

Willey (map)
25.9 miles

Butthole Lane (map)
26.1 miles

Hole in the Wall (map)
28.7 miles

Cottagers (map)
31.7 miles

Bishops Itchington (map)
32.3 miles

Dirty Gutter (map)
32.6 miles

:)
 
LOL!

i haven't tried the postcode search yet, but on the weekend we passed a sign marked:

Bidsworth Bottoms Papplewick Pumping Station

i used to live in Titsey Park, LOL!!! there are only a few houses there, my parents used to rent one. Pratt's Bottom was only down the road :D =D i can't believe it came up, hehehe. there's a Titsey House, a Titsey Estate, and a Titsey Farm as well - and all of them are in Limpsfield (LMAO!!)
 
LOL at bell end!!!

the best of mines are...



Dickland (where you can buy dicks)

Spunkie (where you can buy spunk)

Fanny Burn (where you can.... burn yer fanny)

ahem....

david*
 
Titty Ho (map)
9.0 miles

Willey (map)
23.4 miles

Bishops Itchington (map)
32.1 miles

Shingay (map)
34.0 miles

Butthole Lane (map)
34.8 miles

Cottagers (map)
38.3 miles

Foul End (map)
39.8 miles

Butt Mound (map)
41.6 miles

Claggy Cott (map)
41.9 miles

Shaftenhoe End
 
Mental tessy. i got near enough the same results as you? I'm guessing you're fairly near canterbury? Another kentish bluelighter
 
/\/\ nope :)

I'm essex my friend!!

I'm hornchurch end, not too far on m25 from dartford, I take it you must be near tunnel too? (just the otherside obviously)

I'm 13 miles away from the nearest one, I'm about that close to kent!!!

:)
 
I have actually sat on Lord Hereford's Knob. Really.

Chocolate Farm (map)
24.9 miles

Penishapentre (map)
25.0 miles

Three Cocks (map)
35.8 miles

Lord Hereford's Knob (map)
38.4 miles

Booby Dingle (map)
43.5 miles

Panty Hill (map)
49.1 miles

Bullyhole Bottom (map)
55.1 miles

Dead Cow Point (map)
57.7 miles

Clitsome Farm (map)
59.0 miles

Box Bush Farm (map)
62.2 miles
 
Tyttenhanger (map)
2.3 miles

Claggy Cott (map)
6.0 miles

Nasty (map)
14.7 miles

Herbert's Hole (map)
15.5 miles

Minges (map)
16.7 miles

Bummers Hill (map)
18.3 miles

Mincing Lane (map)
20.1 miles

Cock Pond (map)
22.2 miles

Shaftenhoe End (map)
23.1 miles

Shingay (map)
24.6 miles


hertfordshire lad.
 
I'm not 100% sure if it's really a place, but I nearly cacked myself when I saw something on the tube about cockfosters =D
 
Not an amusing name but my mate has perhaps the most amusing phone number in the UK. It's Tetbury (0166) Kingsbishop (666) 666. In other words it is 01 666 666 666. It is indeed the number of the beast!
 
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