Haha.. Cipher, have you ever heard of a Seven Upper?
You take a 16 fl oz bottle of isopropyl rubbing alcohol and pour it into a large glass. Mix in several scoops of Kool-Aid. I find that grape flavor is the best for covering up the taste. Take 5 bannanas. I prefer to eat them because it doesn't seem right to throw the bannanas away when their are starving kids in El Salvador, not as if they would get to eat the bananas if I chucked them anyways. Now while the Kool-Aid is reacting with the rubbing alcohol, you scrape the insides of the bannana peels. Chop this up into a fine mush, I like razors, but a knife will work all the same. Add this to your concoction and stir gently with a spoon for 2 minutes. It has to be EXACTLY 2 minutes or it won't work!
Now take some 7-Up and pour just a little in. It doesn't really do anything, but the fizz is pretty cool and is what gives it the name.
Next comes the hard part. You know how when you smoke Salvia you have to get like a whole gram in your lungs within a time frame of a minute to get it to work the best? Well, the same goes for Seven Upper! Chug this down AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. As soon as you are done, run and find a brick. If you can't find a brick, any large, blunt, heavy fucking object will work. I really think using anything other than a brick is like drinking fine wine from a plastic cup, though.
Now hit yourself REALLY hard on the head. I mean, really fucking hard. As hard as you can! I know some of you guys are weak pussies because you spend all your time smoking gay ass weed and experimenting with your legal research chemical drugs, but just invision yourself as a lion or some other kick ass animal that symbolizes strength. If you make yourself believe, it will happen.
If you did it right, you will pass out. You know you overdosed if you die. Overdosing is cool though, because when you die your body releases DMT from the pineal gland and if you were alive you would trip. You're dead, so you won't. But still, that's pretty fucking far out, man.
SEVEN UPPER!