Amazing Coffee Ad From 1652 Says Drinking It Doesn’t Make You Poop

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Coffee! As the legend goes, the magical bean was discovered when goats ate berries from a tree in Ethiopia and danced all night. Centuries later, we still love the hot brown liquid heart-squeezer. But there’s lots we don’t know about it. Like this: Did you know that coffee prevents miscarriages and eye-aches and even cures the gout and dropsy? Did you know it does not make you run screaming to the bathroom every morning?

see the original ad (and a translation) at
http://hypervocal.com/culture/2012/...m-1652-says-drinking-it-doesnt-make-you-poop/
 
Reminds me of Japenglish.

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