F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Very possible, even though you were joking. NOT saying P.O. has brain damage at all! Just saying that I had a seizure that lasted for longer than 6 minutes (you stop breathing during a seizure) so obviously I developed hypoxia and I do have moderate damage to the part of the brain that effects things like short and intermediate term memory and word recall. It affects my writing/typing as well as talking so you might notice I will accidentally replace a word with a similar word in a sentence that doesn't make sense. Or do rhymes accidentally, like writing "Lets nets" instead of "lets not".
Yes, definitely meant 'tongue in cheek'. I myself suffered a particularly nasty overdose where my heart stopped twice and I had to be revived. Unfortunately, I was unable to remember any resulting hallucinatory NDE, but was warned there could be possible brain damage as a result of hypoxia. Luckily, I've noticed nothing other than a more resolute scepticism over matters such as these.