It's cheap. You can buy it online, from a larkily-written website, for £17 a gram. Whether you'd want to is a different matter. If you've read our recent news story on the drug, or the original Mixmag feature, you'll be aware of its most unfortunate side effect, namely that - and there's no pleasant way to phrase this - it makes you shit yourself. Methoxetamine has also been known to trigger psychotic episodes, causing one user to "impulsively fondle a stranger’s breasts, as if controlled by an external force."