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Alcohol and Orgasm - 3rd time and experienced - interplanetary circular trajectory

qwe

qwe

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over the course of the night I drank a glass of wine and 4 beers

the main reason for the report is the effect that happened right after orgasm (after masterbating). i felt like i was accelerating faster and faster and faster, then id stay at the same speed for a second and my body would feel like it was breaking or preparing for hte next phase or something (lots of body energy) then id go faster and faster, then another body burst, then again. i felt like i was moving at INSANE speeds and after the 6th or 7th body burst i had to open my eyes because it was too intense. i tried again, this time it was a circular orbit (hence hte title)

i get this acceleration effect when i smoke a lot of weed, or when i am in the car while drunk (and apparently after orgasm)

i tried two cigarettes. they made me feel quite good, perhaps this was placebo, or the mild headbuzz that everyone talks about. normally they hurt my throat but they didnt last night. no sore throat or cough the next day

my 2 friends werent drunk but they are usually fun to talk to when high/drunk even if they are sober. while drunk i was usually the center of attention, while sober i am very quiet, though not as much with these people. it is a good feeling to keep making people laugh when you usually are very quiet

after my last beer i was very nauseas. just about puked. my eyes would roll to the left uncontrollably (happens at the tail end of most of my drug experiences) and i got unpleasant sensations in my head. bedtime. next time itll be a glass of wine and 3 beers, not 4. of course, it wont be anytime soon, alcohol isnt too healthy:|

no hangover next day. other drugs consumed were anti diarrea pills, pepto bismol for nausea
 
My friend used to only be able to drink 3 bears so we called him goldylocks. Hate too see the state of you after 20 bears dude.
 
so, a chicken-choking drunk report.

Trip Reports is really starting to take the high ground.

c'mon, mods!
 
^^ I know, I know :|

This whole new era of free speech is a welcome wagon to bring this quality forum down, since we're not supposed to be overtly critical about people's trips and experiences, yet I hardly imagine this would be a reference point for people thinking "Hey I want to try alcohol".

There is only so much we are allowed to do, and the odds of people whinging about the unfairness of their report being closed are pretty high. You know how many people complain their thread was closed? Heaps! And it's a moot argument between "Your report was stupid" and "yes, but it technically conforms to guidelines".

I am in between a rock and a hard place, and qwe, you're not the sole perpetrator, simply the example I will use this time. I am well aware of the quality of reports going down over time, but since I am not allowed to be the full extent of a hard nosed moderator that I could be, I have to toe the line. And fair enough too, it's a forum for everyone, obviously users are not going to want a nazi style approach.

But yes, nanobrain, you're very apt on this one. It's about drinking alcohol and wacking off. This doesn't facilitate intelligent discussion, which everyone might remember is a core function of the TR forum.

The purpose of the Trip Reports forum is to facilitate the exchange of information in a way that educates and entertains other Bluelighters
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If you've read the guidelines, you'd be well acquainted with that sentance and just how broad it is. I personally fail to see how this educates and entertains anyone, but that's just me. If by some chance it were to take a structured debatable slant, it would probably get moved to SLR. We shall wait and see I guess.

If there's anyone else that thinks it should be closed, say so. If you're a fan of the report, say so as well. The users make this forum, and if this report is going to stay open, you all need to input about why it was so great. If you think it's not great, say so. The odds of a report being closed when people are all just commenting it's not good are high.

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But just in case anyone had not thought so, I am sorry to have to be like this. Moderators are human, and we are all subject to learning, and I'm always prepared to listen to everyone and their thoughts. If you disagree with me, I'm more than happy to intelligently and reasonably discuss it and reach a sensible compromise.

[edit : early morning typos with no caffeine 8o ]
 
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I vote that this report is dumb and should be closed, deleted, and the sections of the hard drive it was stored on should be salted.

It's about how some dude drank a few beers and had a wank. Who cares?

(Also, Qwe mentions friends...did this all happen in front of friends? Who wanks in front of their friends?)
 
We do realize that many trip reports currently being posted are lacking in content and are quite inferior to what we 'should' be seeing. The posting guidelines & regulations will become more enforced and hopefully we can get this thing back on track...
 
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