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Aha ha ha It's FRIIIIIIIDAYYY... come dine with me omnibus

Quiet weekend for me on the social side of things. Going to a festival next weekend so saving my funds for that. Other than that I have a fair few choice selection of goodies to choose from :)
 
My pizza was delicious and I've got another one half cooked in the freezer ready to cook from frozen. Sweet red pepper, chorizo, shitakke mushroom and mozzarella topping. Got 2 spare portions of passata for 2 pizzas each also frozen, so the next batches should be quick and easy too.

I appear to have drunk a whole bottle of rose whilst waiting to go to the pub with my folks though, don't feel too pissed, hope that I'm not actually pissed and just feeling like I'm not... :/
 
I felt shite all day and fell asleep at 4pm to 6pm but after finding a tenner hidden in the fridge (3 times this week so far...not sure why??) I decide to go out for a drink.

1.5 beers and felt tipsy and even more shite so came home.

Tomorrow going to Oktoberfest event at a German beer house. No doubt will end up out all night and well into Sunday on an epic session.

Went out on Wednesday night and had one of the worst hangovers of my career on Thursday. Was brutal and not worth it. For the first time in forever I actually considered giving up booze (I never say that even when totally fucked and hungover) and might after this weekend / early next week (my bday!).

Have hammered it this month. Strangely this has been the most productive month I have had in the past year too. :?

I appear to have drunk a whole bottle of rose whilst waiting to go to the pub with my folks though, don't feel too pissed, hope that I'm not actually pissed and just feeling like I'm not... :/
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A whole bottle of Rose...oh no! What is the average bottle of uni 9%? :D
 
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TheSpade said:
A whole bottle of Rose...oh no! What is the average bottle of uni 9%? :D
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I think it was 11% but before you mock too much, remember I don't have a colon anymore to reabsorb a large proportion of the fluids that pass through me, so I can't cane the booze like I used to...
 
I've no idea why you don't have a colon or if you are being serious.

Not sure why I typed "the average bottle of UNI" tbh.
 
i think its true about him not having part of his colon. spoke about it on other threads too.

this friday is sleepy friday. tired as a whore's mouth really, barely typing as is. drugs will have to wait for tomorrow.
 
I wasn't planning to get drunk tonight because I didn't feel well earlier yet now it's near 3:30am and I'm pissed and I won't go to bed until all the beer is finished.
 
If I wake up hungover again tomorrow I will be annoyed. On Thursday I had one of the worst of my careers and did nothing but lay on the couch all day or sleep.

I've always hated routine and getting up early but over the past month I've gotten into the habit of getting up at 8am and cracking on with my online biz stuff all day and I now get really annoyed if I don't get up at that time or my routine gets messed up.

I hate being out late and getting drunk if it means my routine goes out the window the next day. I hate sleeping late.

I never thought this would ever happen.

I doubt I'll be in bed before 5am...can I still get up at 8am and work online all day?

Seems unlikely! :(
 
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I went and saw the Cirque Du Soleil Michael Jackson show last night and it was awesome. Only downside was there wasn't enough room around our seats to get our groove on.
 
TheSpade said:
I've no idea why you don't have a colon or if you are being serious.
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Ulcerative colitis got so serious it caused me to have what's (awesomely) known as a toxic mega colon, where your colon becomes so inflamed it explodes leaking shit into your abdominal cavity. Was about 24 hours from liver and kidney failure and ultimately death when they whipped it out. About a year ago this was. Now I shit through the end of my small intestine which is sewn onto the outside of my stomach, into a bag. Kinda sucks, but hey I'm alive! They're doing some experimental surgery to make a fake colon internally out of some small intestine on me, already had it formed in a 6hr keyhole surgery a few weeks ago, gets connected up in a few weeks time. I'll have to shit about 6 times a day though, so it won't be the same as before. But my chances of getting bowel cancer are much lower than yours at 0% now hahaha.
 
Fucking hell patents are a pain in the arse to read.

No magic ruined; its a pretty cool invention.

roganjosh: So that's the illness you mentioned. That is fucking rough. Even beats my brain abscesses I think in terms of grossness and pain. But hey you are indeed alive =D
 
It's not been the best 12 months I'll be honest. But I've got high hopes for 2014!

Brain abscesses sound much worse man, you can live without your colon no sweat, but your brain is kinda critical...
 
True, the brain is important, but all I have to take away from the ordeal is a couple of squidgy holes in my head where the drills went in, and a scar from ear to ear, which is obscured by hair. However your life forever changed by what you had, which I'm assuming was just as deadly? You definitely got dealt the worse hand man.
 
roganjosh said:
Ulcerative colitis got so serious it caused me to have what's (awesomely) known as a toxic mega colon... but hey I'm alive! They're doing some experimental surgery to make a fake colon internally out of some small intestine on me, already had it formed in a 6hr keyhole surgery a few weeks ago, gets connected up in a few weeks time...But my chances of getting bowel cancer are much lower than yours at 0% now hahaha.
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That sounds absolutely awful, but you sound like you've come to terms with it, very brave! Having surgery or an illness to my intestines is one of my worst nightmares, the digestive system is at the "centre" of the body, inside, and so vulnerable.

Albion said:
...However your life forever changed by what you had, which I'm assuming was just as deadly? You definitely got dealt the worse hand man.
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Agree, but we've got to give it to him, Roganjosh doesn't come across as a victim at all.
 
Safrolette said:
Agree, but we've got to give it to him, Roganjosh doesn't come across as a victim at all.
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I'm cool with it, it can happen to anyone and I've survived it, my surgeon is excellent (I've got a bit of a bromance going on with him, love that guy).

The only pisser is wanting to go travelling to countries like Vietnam and Cambodia, which I might find harder now I need to go for a shit several times a day (or literally I will shit myself - the j-pouch is much smaller than a normal colon and has less of the water absorbed out of it, so its runnier and more frequent, sorry for the graphicness!).
 
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