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Adventures of the Flying Bed.

Fortunately the multiverse led to a more complex plot line. The bed’s residents rejoiced at no longer simply being flung from one vaguely psychedelic space to another as they approached a new arc, an arc that began…
 
...but then the director was cancelled because of SA and the whole scene collapsed in the green screen and the actors into their green all covering suits.

The bed, however, remained...
 
and caused uncontrollable diarrhea.

At this point the beds had to be refurbished. The beds all flew in a "v" formation to a well know grandmother, Lucy, in the Verkhoyansk Range of northeast Syberia.

Not only could she quilt thousands of acid tab bed sheets per second, but she had a secret pitstop inside one of the mountain peaks where anyone who could fly high enough to reach it was greeted with endless bottoms of hot chocolate.

......
 
The mountain top accelerated by 9,81 m/s2, so everything stayed neatly in it's place. One wonders how the air wouldn't be brushed off the sides, but there was a near Sovjet-era Gulag fence that kept it in.

The inhabitants were sitting on the bed, neatly swinging their feet over the rocky pellets of a rivulet, going nowhere soon, as 9,81 m/s2 might be considerable, but distances between heavenly bodies are enormous, and that's if you are in the right trajectory.

That sounded probable, but I dropped physics in secondary school, so I am sure I have no idea what I'm talking about.

The mountain top with the bed on it, however, rushed upward? forward? Galactic Northward?
Down Big-Bang-Theory-Zero-Point-Energy-sub-quark-fluctuation?

The bed stood still a little while more. Folks were filling their mouths in the mountain stream while still laying on the beds with their bodies. The bed creaked.
 
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...crush it's passengers as the acceleration had been basically Earth gravity and the bed accelerated much beyond that... as a matter of fact the bed reached blue-pancake-sub-lightspeed and the passengers were crushed into raspberry coulis color and consistency...
 
...was hit by rogue Hawking positron radiation from the Big Black Hole* at GalaXenter...

*) That didn't quite come out as intended...
 
The Hawking radiation was strong, but the bed was stronger.

Idling, one of the bed’s occupants began pulling at a thread on the bedspread…

Civilisations rose and fell. Oceans formed, drained, reformed and were boiled away. Planets formed, matured and were consumed by their parent star…

It appeared the bedspread was formed from the literal fabric of spacetime. The bed’s occupants considered this newfound fact before…
 
...the Void, however, was full of Gwyneth Paltrow candles, so the entire geometry of bed, bed clothes, passengers and sundry objects re-cringed into their original form from the awful smell. One lesbian women jumped from the bed to one of the candles, but the smell was too groady even for her so she jumped back on the bed...
 
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