ads you despise...

[**hAyzzZZ**]

LMAO I thought something very similar when I saw that ad.

It's similar to the Clearasil ad.

"Oh great, a pimple a day before the party!"

Um, I can fix that darling. I"ll just chop your head off.

bwahahaha rofl. i hate those adds!

 

[uTranceMe]

The Channel Ten promos for their AFL coverage. Bad enough they only show games that Sydney are in but the way they go on about "our Swans".. Do they think everyone north of the Vic border barracks for the Swans?

 

[joannie_mhm]

I HATE those NRMA insurance ads with the 'real life customers' saying how great NRMA insurance is.
The people are just so I-have-the-personality-of-a-fish and it annoys me even more with the annoying dialog about what they spend their saved $ on!!!

Yeah, the one where they ask what she'll do with the money she saved, and she says 'i already spent it. i bought some nice boots'

what, then you sold them and bought the fugly pair you're wearing now?

 

[lil angel15]

The Crime Converters..........Ooops, I meant Cash converters 'Pay Day Advance' ads. The one where the guy is worried because he hasn't got enough money to take a girl out on a date.

What a way to promote a rip off scheme. If you don't have the money in the first place, I doubt your going to be able to pay back the money when you have to. To top things off, what kind of fuckstick is going to date a women that is so concerned about money.......like C'mon.

 

[eggman]

There is an ad for some brand of sanitry pads where this irritating bitch is struggling to fit into these tight pair of pants and a top then asks her boyfriend to go and get her a pad. This then turns into an analysis of two different pads

Apart from her being extremely annoying I am further perplexed as to why she has two different pads in the first place and why neither of them are in a fucking pack!

'You dont want me to feel uncomfortable do you?'

FUCK YOU!

 

[Bent Mk2]

In other words, which advertisments were sheer marketing genius [in a completely irritating and somewhat backwards way] and force the brands image and slogan into your eternal memory? 8).

Exactly. That annoying Good Guys commercial for example? Turned a small time operation into a company that turns billions a year. With one ad. They tried to up date it, but research showed people loved to hate it so much they weren't allowed to touch it.

Love it or hate it, the top ten most hated ads are often just as successful as the top ten loved. More so, because they make you remember the brand. And when you're staring at things on a shelf, they want you to remember their brand.

EDIT...um, I should say I'm biased. I make my living writing ads. Gladly I can say however none of mine have been mentioned in this thread!!

 

[frog_e]

I don't know if you get this one all over Australia, but in Perth we have this ad for "Arrow Conputers" and they have this absolute fuckstick ranga called "Rusty Gates" which is meant to be funny because it's like Bill Gates... and he has this ridiculous fake american accent that he can't even keep up the whole time and these huge fat glasses and the most pathertic cheesy grin that he puts on at the most inappropriate times and he gets all excited about computer parts and i just want to pound his head against something very hard until it's liquified..... i can't even stand to have the ad on when i'm not in the room, if i can hear it i yell and scream to turn it off because i think it will make my head implode.... and i'm not the only one with this sentiment... that poor guy would never, ever be able to show his face in public without being beaten to a pulp...

I second that pad ad too... "you wouldn't want me to be uncomfortable would you"... for fuck's sake love, so get a fucking tampon! why would you wear skin tight clothes with a sanitary pad, which you have to wear with briefs... i'm pretty sure that if you're going to dress like such a whore, you're probably going to want to wear a g-string... and you're probably happy enough to use a tampon... what a completely fucking stupid ad... and what kind of bitch makes her boyfriend get pads out for her?... what, she couldn't walk the 5 metres to the drawer to get it herself?

man, i love the internet... where else do you get the opportunity to rant about reasonably meaningless, useless things to complete strangers without getting arrested? thanks guys, i feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders hehe

mostly, i don't watch TV at all, I download or purchase any shows I want to watch... if more people refused to watch TV with shit ads, they'd be forced to find less insulting and more creative ways to sell us things... seriously people... turn off the TV and go out and take some drugs or something

 

[xcidium]

I don't know if you get this one all over Australia, but in Perth we have this ad for "Arrow Conputers" and they have this absolute fuckstick ranga called "Rusty Gates" which is meant to be funny because it's like Bill Gates...

OH. GOD. YES.
KILL HIM!





The channel 10 'seriously' ads.
GET A NEW CATCH PHRASE FFS!

 

[ohinvertedworld]

The channel 10 'seriously' ads.
GET A NEW CATCH PHRASE FFS!

AARGGGGHHHHH! Just the way those idiots whisper it! It makes me want to smash my head in with a mallet!

 

[eggman]

The channel 10 'seriously' ads.
GET A NEW CATCH PHRASE FFS!

... hey we have an overseas actor from one of your favourite ch 10 programs saying Channel Ten and Australia!~

Now I feel validated as an Australian!

better press a fuckin imaginary button... oooh the blue one NO WAIT... the yellow one

 

[Innocuous]

There is an ad for some brand of sanitry pads where this irritating bitch is struggling to fit into these tight pair of pants and a top then asks her boyfriend to go and get her a pad. This then turns into an analysis of two different pads

Apart from her being extremely annoying I am further perplexed as to why she has two different pads in the first place and why neither of them are in a fucking pack!

'You dont want me to feel uncomfortable do you?'

FUCK YOU!

I don't know... I think she's hot. Girls struggling to put on tight clothing is hot, duh.

Which is more then you can say for that stupid 'flexifeel' ad where she leaps out of her trashy apartment via a remarkably felexible tree whilst wearing a charming yellow dress that gives her double boob.

 

[mymymymysharona]

There is an ad for some brand of sanitry pads where this irritating bitch is struggling to fit into these tight pair of pants and a top then asks her boyfriend to go and get her a pad. This then turns into an analysis of two different pads

Apart from her being extremely annoying I am further perplexed as to why she has two different pads in the first place and why neither of them are in a fucking pack!

'You dont want me to feel uncomfortable do you?'

FUCK YOU!

hhahahahahah you rock!
argh. it shits me. lol. don't wear tight clothes bitch, then you can wear whatever pad you want. and get it yourself, stop treating your bf as a slave. lol.

 

[eggman]

May I ad the Australia Post ads where they have a new one for every day of the week banging on about how good that day is for whatever reason

Perhaps it should be

Monday ..... . losing mail
Tuesday ....... bad customer service
Wednesday.... lose more mail

etc etc