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  • EADD Moderators: Pissed_and_messed | Shinji Ikari

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Glad to see you here again cherry, peeps been worried about ya! <3.

YPDH, you bringing your adoptees down for the weekend? Best explain a few things to them first ;)

My dog's desperate for his walk, oo-er missis.
 
cheers. its funny. . no internet access or phone credit for over a month has isolated me. My phone hasn't made a ringing or text sound in weeks. I have stopped taking it anywhere with me. Thankfully i havebeen paid for first time since august so am now back in the modern world of mobile phone communication.
 
While the current adoption situation has been invaluable in terms of life lessons and knowledge gained (cheers brimzy. for the opportunity, and YDPH ;)), I'm absolutely convinced there's a wealth of adventure to be 'ad from new pastures.

restructuring the current family trees will ultimately lead to many more, varied & valuable experiences ;p
 
Grrrrr said:
Can i be adopted? I used to be pretty regular on these parts but i don't really recognise any names any more :(

Hello again any that might remember me!
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I remember you! I think I even met you. I'll adopt you, as I'm not certain we did meet. That's a nice, random, spur of the moment, choice. :)
 
Cornishman said:
I'd love to adopt many bluelighters.

Right now I'd have to say Shambles cause he's much missed.
I would provide the man with quality private healthcare, decent food, stunning living quarters, a butler, a cleaning maid, among other things just cause he's a top geezer.

Also I'd like to give Sadie and Miss funk the same treatment.
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Woot! =D

*sits on CornishDaddy's knee - carefully avoiding the lumpy bits* <3

I'd fight yer for Cherry and Sadie but have spoken with 'em once or twice before so non-adoptable. And in the latter case Mr Sadie would have to be my adopted husband which would be frankly weird... although intriguing ;)

The "not much prior communication" rule rather buggers most of my pontential adoptee prospects (unless being so bad at keeping up contact resets the counter :D) but seeing as I don't recognise half the folks around and about the place now I'll keep an (almost entirely non-)pervy eye out. Unless you can be done for neglecting the lil blighters once adopted - such a proviso may just scupper me 8)
 
Acidtek said:
Six pages in and I'm still an orphan! I have to say I'm a little upset, I mean I took on waldo and I own Sam how could you resist my assets! ;)
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Six pages in and your a little upset at still being a orphan Acidtek ?

Wait untill your 42 years old and still a orphan then you can really fucking worry mate !
 
I was going to have strungout yella, though reckon he could be the rebellious type :D

Treacle - you can't be adopted, you've been around so long now you're an adopter!
 
@ YPDH

Id be honoured to except your adoption offer. There's a first time for everything i suppose.
As I'm new to this whole having a mother thing, I suspect we may encounter a few fucking teething problems.
Like curfew's,
girls staying over,
drug taking at home,
you stealing my drugs ( I'd be happy to share them with you ),
music being played to loud (your music that is),
your ability to lie on occasion (only little White ones ) to the other lot (the no good little mob in the blue uniforms).
Agree to terms and conditions of ask no questions tell no lie's ( for both of us).

Oh and I hope you cook, because I grew up on some pritty fucking rotten shit, and couldn't think of anything better than a foster mother who could cook.

YellowPolkaDotHalo
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I'll put him in bunches

I first read that as punches, and the whole thing was almost a non starter. ( Had enough of that shit as a kid )
And just one Larst thing, Can I even send you mothers day cards, i've never done that before?
that would be a pretty fucking cool thing!
 
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Yes!! :D

And I will make you a knight when you are old enough! Order of the Garter!

So I'll be getting a v expensive prez then?

Nothing you make at skool please!

( of course youll need to go to Eton)
 
I very much doubt she'd let you have girls staying over Strungout. I'd be more worried about her drugged-up attempts at incest to be honest. ;)

I forgot about this thread and the fact I'm Effie's whiskey-chugging adoptive uncle. I suppose I'd better carry on setting a bad example. No problems there.
 
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