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Admit something v. Sex, Lies and Videotape edition

rangrz said:
I have this fantasy of going to a 3rd world country with a lot of cash. I want to abduct a girl off the streets in a slum or something, where no one will notice/care. Then I'll go a medical school or a hospital with my cash and the girl locked in my van. I'll go to the neurosurgery department and find a neurosurgeon, and show him/her the brief case full of delicious American $100.00 or Euros or whatever. Then I tell him that he/she and his/her family can be easy street forever, if they will operate on the girl I abducted, to remove an eye, enlarge the optic foramen to a size that my penis can fit thru, and remove enough brain tissues behind her eye that my penis can be accommodated without causing a fatal intracerebral hemorrhage.

After that, the term "getting brain" will have a whole new meaning.
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You need to be institutionalized immediately.. Haha.
 
I admit that the more attracted I am to a guy, the more I become an utter retard in his presence. My friends are always surprised when they see this in action because there is nothing else in my personality which points to me being like this at all.

Case in point, there is a guy at my work I have had a ridiculous crush on for nearly ten years....the other day me and two of my friends had to catch the elevator with him, and as soon as I realised he was there I stared silently at my feet till we reached our floor and then practically bolted as soon as the door opened.

Ugh. 8) 8)
 
Last night the HVAC repair man came to my home. While he was working on the furnace i was watching a movie with my daughter. Dinner was finishing up and just sitting there, warm, on the stove. It was around 7 PM. Something happened in me while watching him work (my view of him was just beyond the computer screen), I got an overwhelming urge to have passionate, fast and intense, stranger fucking with him. My arousal was struck by his sense of determination and purpose to finish the job and get out of my house. I could tell he had something waiting for him at home ;)

It turned out to be true, when I caught a glimpse of his wedding band. This rather killed my desire.

I feel like such "wasted" material. I'm a great cook and a great lover. My solitude is a true compunction.
 
Cohesion said:
Last night the HVAC repair man came to my home. While he was working on the furnace i was watching a movie with my daughter. Dinner was finishing up and just sitting there, warm, on the stove. It was around 7 PM. Something happened in me while watching him work (my view of him was just beyond the computer screen), I got an overwhelming urge to have passionate, fast and intense, stranger fucking with him. My arousal was struck by his sense of determination and purpose to finish the job and get out of my house. I could tell he had something waiting for him at home ;)

It turned out to be true, when I caught a glimpse of his wedding band. This rather killed my desire.

I feel like such "wasted" material. I'm a great cook and a great lover. My solitude is a true compunction.
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Man, not going to lie.. when I started reading that I thought it was going to end with you banging the repair man... like some shit straight out of a porno. I'm kind of disappointed. :(
 
Raz said:
I admit that the more attracted I am to a guy, the more I become an utter retard in his presence. My friends are always surprised when they see this in action because there is nothing else in my personality which points to me being like this at all.

Case in point, there is a guy at my work I have had a ridiculous crush on for nearly ten years....the other day me and two of my friends had to catch the elevator with him, and as soon as I realised he was there I stared silently at my feet till we reached our floor and then practically bolted as soon as the door opened.

Ugh. 8) 8)
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LOL! The elevator with a crush SUCKS. haha Oh man, I know that feel too well. It's worse when you're the only two in the elevator.
 
I admit that i am still 100% absolutely in love with my ex (well call him ex 1) who physically and mentally abused me. I had a couple bf's after him but all i could ever think about when i was with them was HIM. I've been talking to him the past couple weeks since i broke up with my most recent ex, who was using dope to the point where its all he cared about.

Everyone says i shouldn't talk to ex 1 but i do anyways and will continue to. we want to hang out and i can only imagine what's going to happen... i'm scared and excited. I feel like all my feelings are going to coome flooding back. He was an alcoholic but he stopped using so i'm giving him another chance because i really, really love him.

Another confession is that he's younger than me, he's 18 and i'm 20, which is kinda funny. but i love the kid despite everything that happened and wish the best for him no matter what happens.
 
BluntLove, you shouldn't give him that. If he physically and mentally abused you he doesn't deserve for you to still care about him. I sort of understand how you must feel as my ex was very abusive mentally (never physically though) and yet I'd still take him back in a heartbeat - but you have to just keep telling yourself you deserve someone better than that. Please don't give in to that guy, please. It's not fair to yourself.
Feel free to PM me if you wanna talk more about it <3
 
^just tell him - it's that simple, I'd do it while you're fucking possibly...like smack his ass and tell him to fuck you harder. Or you could casually mention it when you 2 are talking about sex. I know what I would prefer - what would he, do you think?

wrong un.
rangrz said:
I have this fantasy of going to a 3rd world country with a lot of cash. I want to abduct a girl off the streets in a slum or something, where no one will notice/care. Then I'll go a medical school or a hospital with my cash and the girl locked in my van. I'll go to the neurosurgery department and find a neurosurgeon, and show him/her the brief case full of delicious American $100.00 or Euros or whatever. Then I tell him that he/she and his/her family can be easy street forever, if they will operate on the girl I abducted, to remove an eye, enlarge the optic foramen to a size that my penis can fit thru, and remove enough brain tissues behind her eye that my penis can be accommodated without causing a fatal intracerebral hemorrhage.

After that, the term "getting brain" will have a whole new meaning.
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Mr.Scagnattie said:
Man, not going to lie.. when I started reading that I thought it was going to end with you banging the repair man... like some shit straight out of a porno. I'm kind of disappointed. :(
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ditto
I admit that I only just started waking up with morning wood 2 years ago - befoer then it would take about an hour for it to kick in...innate poor circulation that ws never boosted until now.
 
rangrz said:
I have this fantasy of going to a 3rd world country with a lot of cash. I want to abduct a girl off the streets in a slum or something, where no one will notice/care. Then I'll go a medical school or a hospital with my cash and the girl locked in my van. I'll go to the neurosurgery department and find a neurosurgeon, and show him/her the brief case full of delicious American $100.00 or Euros or whatever. Then I tell him that he/she and his/her family can be easy street forever, if they will operate on the girl I abducted, to remove an eye, enlarge the optic foramen to a size that my penis can fit thru, and remove enough brain tissues behind her eye that my penis can be accommodated without causing a fatal intracerebral hemorrhage.

After that, the term "getting brain" will have a whole new meaning.
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This has got to be the strangest post I've read in years. I couldn't even wrap my head around it. Haha.
 
rangrz said:
I have this fantasy of going to a 3rd world country with a lot of cash. I want to abduct a girl off the streets in a slum or something, where no one will notice/care. Then I'll go a medical school or a hospital with my cash and the girl locked in my van. I'll go to the neurosurgery department and find a neurosurgeon, and show him/her the brief case full of delicious American $100.00 or Euros or whatever. Then I tell him that he/she and his/her family can be easy street forever, if they will operate on the girl I abducted, to remove an eye, enlarge the optic foramen to a size that my penis can fit thru, and remove enough brain tissues behind her eye that my penis can be accommodated without causing a fatal intracerebral hemorrhage.

After that, the term "getting brain" will have a whole new meaning.
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dude,
that's fucked up.

I admit that somewhere very deep down in the recesses of this tomboy persona is a princess of sorts, just not the kind that has a pink bedroom and carries a dog in her purse.
 
I'll admit that I'm scared shitless to talk to my girlfriend tonight... which is crazy because I normally never give a shit about anybody else, when I disappoint them, etc.. but her.... It's really crushing me.
 
I'm seeing a girl, I have been hanging out with my ex whom I love still, and still think of my most recent ex whom im still in love with... ugh. complicated brain-heart communications.
 
I really want to be a woman for a few hours so I can experience sex with a man from their point of view. I would try anything and everything and I would have a lot of fun while doing so.

Dunno why the thought of this turns me on so damn much either.
 
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