Adderall Receives Honorary Degree From Harvard

[samsara607]

Haha nicely played Onion

 

[IndustrialStrength]

One of the better pieces of satire I've read lately.
Made me :D anyways

 

[woamotive]

Sadly, I read the Onion just as often as the regular newspaper and find it MUCH more interesting. This just goes to show how 'off' our media is. It's always the same-"MURDER" "ONE MILLION FIRE IN THE CITY TODAY- ARSON", etc...At least the Onion throws in some good/funny/ridiculous stories once in a while (all the time).

Side note: my friend is a friend of a writer for the Onion. That'd be a cool job (random words, yes).

 

[KingdomCome]

It wouldn't be the first time the onion tricked people.

 

[Mafioso]

rofl had me until the 4th line. was all high and kept rereading every line to make sure i read it right lol.

 

[JimLovesOxies]

now if they'll only prescribe liquid amphetamines in sterile water, ready for injection. :D
do want.