About shit

[Loonie]

* Taoism - Shit happens.
* Atheism - Shit doesn't happen.
* Monarchism - Let them eat shit.
* Judaism - Why does shit always happen to me?
* Islam - Shit happens, if it's Allahs will.
* Confusianism - Confusius say: "shit happens".
* Catholisism - If shit happens, you deserve it.
* Agnostisism - Maybe shit happens, and maybe it doesn't.
* Stoicism - So shit happens. So what. I can take it.
* Hinduism - This shit happened before.
* Zen Buddhism - What is the sound of shit happening?
* South Parkism - Dude, this shit kicks ass!!
* Protestantism - Let shit happen to someone else.
* Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this shit.
* Spiritism - If shit happens, why not make the best of it?
Kinda makes you think - or giggle - doesn't it?? I say, while boring my mind off at work, go for the rastafarianism..
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Let yourself be loved. Let love be yourself.
PLUR, Loonie

 

[djvu]

* Sarcasm - Whatever happens to other people is funny shit...
* Bluelightism - Shit, I love it!
I'm bored too.
BTW - what's Loonieism??
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rESPRCT
http://listen.to/djvu

 

[Loonie]

* Loonieism: shit, she's the shit!!
Or something..
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Let yourself be loved. Let love be yourself.
PLUR, Loonie

 

[djvu]

* vooism - Shit happens, and then you roll
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rESPRCT
http://listen.to/djvu

 

[Loonie]

And, in Norway right now, the time is 4:20 - so I'm gonna go have myself a nice Bob Marley-sigarette

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Let yourself be loved. Let love be yourself.
PLUR, Loonie

 

[Mellabopper]

found this and thought it was pretty sweet...
Mella

 

[Loonie]

Thanx Mellabopper, it's been a while since I posted here But nevertheless, wise words said by wise men and women!!!