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A very important message from johanneschimpo -- (not a joke)

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johanneschimpo

johanneschimpo

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Alright people, I know you all love me. I love most of you too. And I will say, it is definitely a pleasure moderating Other Drugs, the best forum in all of bluelight. And of course, if you don't count the spewing of shit that comes out of people's fingertips into that forum called "The Lounge," it is also the busiest forum on all of bluelight. It is quite a task to keep it civil. Its impossible, actually, but the other mods and I do the best that we can. Well, sixpartseven and I do, I have no idea where those other guys have been lately. ;)

Anyway, you can probably guess where I am heading with all of this. I placed a bet with a fellow moderator on the NBA finals, and as I think many of you say me posting in the social thread, I was behind the Lakers all the way. Bad choice. The stakes of the bet being that the loser would step down as moderator. Well, the Lakers lost it all on Tuesday, and, as a man of my word, I am now stepping down as moderator of this wonderful forum, Other Drugs, effective today. I'm sure some of you are starting to tear up right now. I understand. If I weren't myself, and I was watching me step down as moderator, I would be crying too. The best thing to ever happen to Other Drugs, the voice of reason, the man of a thousand hats, the judge, the jury, and the executioner - is vacating his position.

Though as a native and resident of the Los Angeles area, I had to support my Lakers (even though the Celtics were looking so solid, I wasn't going to abandon my boys), I'm not very upset. This couldn't have come at a better time. That place they call real life is getting busy, and I have dedicated a lot of time to Other Drugs in the past 3-4 months or so that I have been a moderator (damn, it feels like so much longer than that!), and began to neglect my real life. I mean, I've still gotten plenty of pussy, but I could, and should, be getting truckloads of pussy. Which is what a fortune teller I visited yesterday told me. Those were her exact words... "truckloads of pussy." I will still be posting, of course, and contributing to the wealth of information (true or false) that is Bluelight, and Other Drugs in particular. I will continue to provide my unbiased and accurate opinion on all things, and promote the message of harm reduction for all.

So the timing of all of this couldn't be much better. I just got out of school, and start summer school on Monday; I'll be able to give it 100% of my focus. Also, we had an influx of applications, and 2 or 3 of them didn't totally suck! My opinion was split between two people; hopefully, now, both of these people will get a chance to moderate this great forum. And, of course, as I said before, the whole "truckload of pussy" thing. Thats probably the most important. I tell you, nothing attracts as much pussy as saying "You know, I'm a moderator of the largest harm reduction forum on the internet. Want to come back to my place so I can put 4 klonopin in your drink and talk about harm reduction?" I swear, it works!

So blah blah, I could probably type forever. I'm surely going to miss closing "snorting xanax" and "smoking oxy" threads, but I'm sure I'll find a way to deal with that loss. Perhaps I will register some alter egos and ask the questions myself; I'm not sure. I suppose I will memberate to some extent, so the current crop of mods, and whoever joins the crew, be ready for that. Most of all, I am going to miss working with this wonderful Other Drugs staff.

sixpartseven: you know I will <3 you forever. FOREVER. As soon as I press enter on this post I'm buying a plane ticket to Detroit so we can consummate our gay marriage. Is it legal in Michigan? It is here in California now, so I'll just assume it is there too. Also, since they charge something like $15 per bag, I'm not bringing any luggage. I hope you have a lot of extra clothes, and lots and lots of rubbers. So I don't have to knock on every fucking door in the city until I find you, please PM me with your exact address. Thanks. <3

GenericMind: I barely talked to you directly, but you're one hilarious mother fucker. It was hard to have a serious conversation with you, and whenever I tried, you always talked about lettuce. Who the fuck has a lettuce fetish? I mean. besides you? I haven't seen you around for a while, I hope everything is well in your life; you've entertained the hell out of my and made my
moderatingship a whole lot of fun.

sonic: you're the boss. We didn't talk all that much either, but I know you're one hell of a guy. They don't make just anybody a senior mod (or maybe they do, I don't know ;) ). Make sure you keep these screwballs I mentioned above in line. If you train the new mods half as well as I trained myself, they will do a fine job. Once again, I wish you the very best in the future.

To the new mod(s): if you want to learn HOW to moderate well, just browse through my post history. I'm pretty sure the admins are at work compiling it into the new "moderator's handbook."

Everybody else: you suck. =D

So, good bye, good luck, good vibrations, good riddance, good charlotte, good burger, and good times to all.
This isn't goodbye forever, but surely I won't be spending as much time around here as I have in the past (*cue applause*)


With the most sincerest of love,
johanneschimpo
 
nice to have been moderated by you JC. thats a strange bet though, to give up moderation. i thought that was a hard thing to get.
 
TRPPNASS_DSCOMONKE said:
nice to have been moderated by you JC. thats a strange bet though, to give up moderation. i thought that was a hard thing to get.
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Easy when you're as gifted as me. I have too much going on in real life to continue with this, however. And I don't want to moderate OD if I can't give it my full effort. I don't want to be a half-assed mod, I'd rather pass the torch.
 
I'm so sorry to hear that you're leaving us, not entirely, but in a way that things surely won't be the same around here. You've done a great job of keeping OD under control, and your no-BS outlook will surely be missed. I always felt like we had a similar outlook on things, as we usually agreed in most of our posts (and it's nice to have a moderator that agrees with you most of the time ;) ).

It's going to be some big shoes to fill for whoever steps up to the plate next, and while I'm sure the community isn't going to make their lives difficult, I'm not sure they know what they're getting themselves into lol.

I'm glad that things are going well for you in this so-called "real world", w/e the fuck that is, but don't forget that here in THIS world there are still people who need a voice of experience, reason, and always a touch of humor.

It's good though, that you can leave knowing that you've helped hundreds, maybe thousands, of people in their question for "higher" learning, as well as given out enough harm reduction advice that you've probably contributed to saving more than just one life. Even if it was indirectly done (a friend of a friend was told something you said, and they decided that it wasn't a good idea to speedball, had they done it, they would've died; that kind of scenario), you might not realize how far-reaching some of the information you present spreads. People who have never heard of Bluelight probably hear quotes from your posts, and that is something to be proud of.

Enough sucking-up, already. Go out, enjoy the sweet pussy that dominates the L.A. area, get high while reducing the harm in it, and live your life to the fullest. I hope you still stick around Bluelight, even if you only post 10x a day instead of 50; your posts are always informative or entertaining, and oftentimes both.

Best of luck, and stay safe,
nleksan
 
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Party time!!!!
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If I weren't myself, and I was watching me step down as moderator, I would be crying too. The best thing to ever happen to Other Drugs, the voice of reason, the man of a thousand hats, the judge, the jury, and the executioner - is vacating his position.
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Wow and so humble too =D
 
Man, I was logged in at the very moment JC lost his job. Amazing. Co-incidence or fate? We were like to ships passing in the night.

Farewell JC
 
After closing many of my threads in the past for whatever reasons, I've been secretly working on a patent for stabbing someone over the internet. Be wary and stay away from OD. And good luck with your life.
 
i'm sure you'll be missed by someone who isn't me.

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just kidding. no one oppressed the masses like you
 
Ah i knew something was up when i saw they were going to pick a new mod


Good luck getting more pussy Johannes
 
^ Nah, that wasn't what was up. We just needed another mod, as hfrs had totally disappeared for several months. But when that came up, and I was split between two of the candidates, it seemed like good timing. Two good choices, and hopefully they both will become moderators. I put in my vote(s) before leaving, but I don't know if it will be followed. I'd imagine that the new mod(s) will be chosen pretty soon.

Although I was joking about most of the cocky things I said in my first post, I really can be quite arrogant at times, and I feel sorry for you guys in a way, because I was lifting OD out of the deep, deep hole that it had fallen into, and now its most likely going to fall back into that hole and turn to shit. Oh well, I am only one man. And my clone is only 3 months old, so it will be something like two decades before he comes in as the second-generation johanneschimpo and kicks some ass in OD.

To my "fans," I suppose you liked my style because I didn't put up with BS and I tried to keep this forum clean, intelligent, and factual, as it was intended to be. We are on the same wavelength.
And to any of you haters, its not my fault you start stupid threads that I have to close or move. You wouldn't be upset with me if you followed the rules or contributed anything interesting/factual to our discussions.

(And I should let you know, BingeBoy, in the 4 hours since I started this thread, I already banged three different broads. Thats way better than my average of two every 4 hours.)

Cheers to the best OD mod ever (me)!!!
 
you didn't apply growth accelerators to your clone? He could be ready in ~5 years given the right pharmaceutical cocktail of hormones and growth factors.
 
^ I had no idea such a thing existed. Since he's about 3 months old at the moment, is it too late to dose him? 5 years would be amazing, my dumb ass was ready to wait 20! PM me some info, what exactly it is, how I can get it (or if its something I can make, all that info) - unless you're talking about HGH/'roids. I'm pumping that fucker full of those. He's going to be senior moderator of OD and star athlete.
 
What? Now the other forums are going to be dead since half their posts are from you redirecting the threads to them.

I keeed I keeeed.
 
Great JC retires because of his word of honor bet.

Yet 50 cent still makes records despite his.

JC your an asshole. This forum needed that ever so deperately. on the other hand...Good now I can cut that harm reduction shit out....(sarcasm? maybe?).

But seriously you were one of the better (best) mods.
 
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