brothermarcus
Bluelighter
fair warning - this may be violent and offensive, but it was an idea that i had the other day i finally sketched out tonight- forgive grammar and punctuation as i'm about to head out and don't have time to edit, don't know if i will edit this one...
LYDIA
so here i was on another blind date, with another person that my friend thought was perfect for me. we were supposed to be a perfect match with wedding bells and soft whispers and all that other shit. i show up at her place, meet the roommate and we walk out to my car. i hop on in the driver's side and she stands outside the fucking passenger door, waiting for me to open the bastard. i unlock it, hit the power window and tell her to open the fucker herself. she sighed and slinked into the passenger seat. i promptly put in the shitty new kmfdm disk and cranked up the stereo to avoid any smalltalk. this chick was scrawny, looks like the skinny hadn't eaten in months. she was wearing some generic white baby tee and jeans like every other sorostitute that frequents the top40 bar scene in north america. she clutched her purse in fear and tried to ignore the shitty angry music i was thumping at high decibals across the multiple trendy piercings in her ear. we get to the lounge for drinks and i kill the car, hop out and start walking in without her. she lets herself out of the car and starts walking quickly to try to catch up to me. i sit down at the bar and she eventually sits down beside me. i order her a shot of whiskey and a beer before she has time to order some girlie drink. she tells me that i'm being rude and she was going to the ladie's room and when she returned she expected me to stop acting like a fucking child. she leaves her purse at the bar, and our drinks arrive soon after. i take the liberty to go through her purse and get some money to cover the drinks. after i found some cash in her pocketbook i decided to snoop. nothing much of interest- some makeup, a tampon, keys, gum, some reciepts and other random shit. she returned to find me rifling through her crap and she looked upset. i smiled and shoved the pile of her stuff back over to her spot at the bar and watched her put all of the mess back into her purse. i took her shot of whiskey and dropped it into her beer and told her to chug it like a man. she pushed it away telling me she didn't want to drink now, so i grabbed the hair on the back of her head looked strongly into her eyes and told her she was drinking. she was visibly shaking as she picked up the drink and the bartender was starting to pay us special attention. she started to sip the drink but that wasn't good enough so i tipped the bottom of the glass, forcing more into her mouth. she coughed up some and it spilled down the front of her, the bartender said something but i shot him an icy stare and told him to mind his fucking business. the bitch tried to get up and dart off to the ladie's room without finishing the drink but i snatched her wrist in time and sat her ass back down. she understood that she wasn't getting up without finishing the drink. her face, neck, and blouse were saturated with alcohol and she was fighting off tears. some guys at a table were discussing if they wanted to get involved, i was giving them the old fuck off when my date finished her drink and got up to go to the ladies room. i smacked her ass hard and told her to hurry back. while she was gone a patron at the bar asked me what the fuck was wrong with me so i splashed my beer at him and told him to mind his own fucking business. he didn't even look at me for the rest of the night. the girlie was taking her time in the washroom so i decided to go join her. i walked into the ladie's room and she was on her cellphone sobbing some shit so i smacked it out of her hand, grabbed the hair on the back of her head again and turned the faucet on. i stuck her filthy head under the faucet and showed her how dirty girls should be treated. she started sobbing and fighting me so i pulled her up and kissed her. she bit my lip so i smacked her pretty good and sent her across the room. i walked over and hovered over her as her whole body convulsed with her sobs. unexpectedly she put her hands together and put a blow to my balls that sent me reeling. i thought i was going to vomit as i lay huddled in the corner, she walked over and spit on me and called me a few names, then took my wallet out of my pocket and took all of my cash. she then replaced my wallet, slid her hand up to my head and grabbed my short hair- lifted my head up and licked the side of my face. she then let go of my hair and my head hit the tile floor with a thud, and she smacked me and called me an asshole. she collected her cellphone, looked in the mirror and fixed herself up- then walked out of the bathroom leaving me curled up in a ball. i walked out into the bar to silence and cold hard looks, so i flicked all those assholes off and drove home. i have another date with lydia next week, this chick rocks my world.
LYDIA
so here i was on another blind date, with another person that my friend thought was perfect for me. we were supposed to be a perfect match with wedding bells and soft whispers and all that other shit. i show up at her place, meet the roommate and we walk out to my car. i hop on in the driver's side and she stands outside the fucking passenger door, waiting for me to open the bastard. i unlock it, hit the power window and tell her to open the fucker herself. she sighed and slinked into the passenger seat. i promptly put in the shitty new kmfdm disk and cranked up the stereo to avoid any smalltalk. this chick was scrawny, looks like the skinny hadn't eaten in months. she was wearing some generic white baby tee and jeans like every other sorostitute that frequents the top40 bar scene in north america. she clutched her purse in fear and tried to ignore the shitty angry music i was thumping at high decibals across the multiple trendy piercings in her ear. we get to the lounge for drinks and i kill the car, hop out and start walking in without her. she lets herself out of the car and starts walking quickly to try to catch up to me. i sit down at the bar and she eventually sits down beside me. i order her a shot of whiskey and a beer before she has time to order some girlie drink. she tells me that i'm being rude and she was going to the ladie's room and when she returned she expected me to stop acting like a fucking child. she leaves her purse at the bar, and our drinks arrive soon after. i take the liberty to go through her purse and get some money to cover the drinks. after i found some cash in her pocketbook i decided to snoop. nothing much of interest- some makeup, a tampon, keys, gum, some reciepts and other random shit. she returned to find me rifling through her crap and she looked upset. i smiled and shoved the pile of her stuff back over to her spot at the bar and watched her put all of the mess back into her purse. i took her shot of whiskey and dropped it into her beer and told her to chug it like a man. she pushed it away telling me she didn't want to drink now, so i grabbed the hair on the back of her head looked strongly into her eyes and told her she was drinking. she was visibly shaking as she picked up the drink and the bartender was starting to pay us special attention. she started to sip the drink but that wasn't good enough so i tipped the bottom of the glass, forcing more into her mouth. she coughed up some and it spilled down the front of her, the bartender said something but i shot him an icy stare and told him to mind his fucking business. the bitch tried to get up and dart off to the ladie's room without finishing the drink but i snatched her wrist in time and sat her ass back down. she understood that she wasn't getting up without finishing the drink. her face, neck, and blouse were saturated with alcohol and she was fighting off tears. some guys at a table were discussing if they wanted to get involved, i was giving them the old fuck off when my date finished her drink and got up to go to the ladies room. i smacked her ass hard and told her to hurry back. while she was gone a patron at the bar asked me what the fuck was wrong with me so i splashed my beer at him and told him to mind his own fucking business. he didn't even look at me for the rest of the night. the girlie was taking her time in the washroom so i decided to go join her. i walked into the ladie's room and she was on her cellphone sobbing some shit so i smacked it out of her hand, grabbed the hair on the back of her head again and turned the faucet on. i stuck her filthy head under the faucet and showed her how dirty girls should be treated. she started sobbing and fighting me so i pulled her up and kissed her. she bit my lip so i smacked her pretty good and sent her across the room. i walked over and hovered over her as her whole body convulsed with her sobs. unexpectedly she put her hands together and put a blow to my balls that sent me reeling. i thought i was going to vomit as i lay huddled in the corner, she walked over and spit on me and called me a few names, then took my wallet out of my pocket and took all of my cash. she then replaced my wallet, slid her hand up to my head and grabbed my short hair- lifted my head up and licked the side of my face. she then let go of my hair and my head hit the tile floor with a thud, and she smacked me and called me an asshole. she collected her cellphone, looked in the mirror and fixed herself up- then walked out of the bathroom leaving me curled up in a ball. i walked out into the bar to silence and cold hard looks, so i flicked all those assholes off and drove home. i have another date with lydia next week, this chick rocks my world.
