A poem that I wrote

[The Hoff Bomb]

There once was a guy on a boat
He rode around in a moat

 

[fhbob]

His name was chokes-on-dicks

 

[Ripley]

And lived in fourteen hundred and six

 

[2oclockbeanfiend.2]

he weighed the same as a duck
so they wondered a witch
and burnt his ass to the ground
like lumber and sticks