A Lonewolf Tale V. Lonewolf's Odyssey

*bmmrp bmmrp brrmp*

Lonewolf waking up to his alarm clock, knocking over countless cans of steel reserve as he reaches to turn it off.


his roomate opens the door.

"whats all the commotion?"

who said it first? they both held a straight face

a wave of empty 211 cans spill out the door.

lonewolf pulls out a gun.

lonewolf begins to confronts his roomate's intrusion by crushing an empty can on his forehead.

Staring into his soul of a roommate with his evil injin eyes.

He drearily wanders past a few unopened cans nestled inside of his wizardlike sleeved pajamas dropping to the floor.



roaring to the sound of his jeep Cherokee he makes haste to the nearest convience store/gas station
 
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