A Dirty Poem

[silentpoet]

haha, this is what happens when i drink beer
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Just the other day,
Crossing the block.
I see a cute girl,
And she grabs my cock.
Toothless and old,
Skirt that is low.
I tried to run,
But was to slow.
"HELP! POLICE!"
Was what I cried.
"Shut up young boy,
"Your going for a ride!"
She dragged me to,
The nearest hotel.
Jesus Christ!
Did I go to hell?
Stripping off her slutty clothes,
Taking off her wonder bra.
Nothing could prepare me for,
The body of a grandma!
"Just relax and close your eyes,
Dont worry sunny boy you'll enjoy this."
Then she took my cock,
And started her anti-bliss.
Booming Betty,
Breaking down the house.
Booming Betty,
Without her blouse.
I would finish the rest of this poem,
But then I got high.
I wanted to write my masterpiece,
But then I got high.
I ended up with a few shitty verses and I know why!
Cuz I got high, Cuz I got high, Cuz I got high!

 

[Goddess]

retard! (I'm saying this in the nice way

)

 

[silentpoet]

what! your saying that like it's a bad thing!